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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 143 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me and my buddies spoke about "Oregano" in High School often, but I don't think we were having the same sort of conversation

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just young spice enthusiasts.

[–] keinBloudsinn 35 points 1 month ago

The spice must flow

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back then, the only spice we had was old.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Best kind. I put it on my balls when they gave it out in sex ed class.

I had fresh balls with a rash.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was too much of a nerd that I joined a informal high school circle where they hike and talked about "plants and trees" and all they did was smoke pot where I wanted to discuss invasive species to the forest population.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

This is a hilarious story and I love it.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.

"Is that a dead deer?!". "It looks like a dead deer" said another. "Oh I thought it was a dead deer too".

Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They were speaking about this meme:

It has a backstory related to recent events: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-laughing-at-dead-deer

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon Musk and Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland hosted an episode of PewDiePie's YouTube series Meme Review titled "Will Smith hosts Meme Review"

Holy fucknuggets, how can there be that much cringe in one location

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Man, my view of them in 2019 is sooo much different than my view of them today.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

holy shit I thought this was just a meme because a tesla autopilot hit a deer or something. he actually burst out laughing at an actual dead deer? jesus fucking christ... totally not serial killer energy

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Was the bulldog ok though?

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 9 points 1 month ago

Close enough

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

PizzaKeeping?

[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (16 children)

At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gianna Michaels

I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do

[–] UniversalMonk@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 month ago

Welp. I wish we didn't live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it

I did a cursory search on DDG and everything felt like it was written by an LLM.

Internet search is dead.

[–] keinBloudsinn 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Both boobies and tits

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A nice pair of tits yeah

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[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 month ago

Shut up Donny! You’re out of your element!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.

(Or "kids those days ate," at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Sorry bud, you have no credibility in this post

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