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oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron
Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip
And slide
Why is there a dong cage?
because it's 4pm honey...
Its strapon time
Because it's locktober. Lock your sissies up!
I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it
Poor lil fella
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Everyone knows the race car is the best.
Screw that, gimme the battleship
I beg to differ... It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win
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..the penis?
Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.
Hmmm... If only it were a penis...
I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep...
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I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.
I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.
I fully support the dog-hat swap!
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Fuck you. I'm always the dog.
What's the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?
I wanna play with the dick cage.
Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.
Number 2
The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.
It's supposed to be a thimble.
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That's not a...why?
I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.
I'm very sad Parker Brothers' replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.
Wheelbarrow boys checking in
I like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot
Holup y are there 2 thimbles???
I must have a different edition, because I have this instead of the spring thing.
Pic broke for me, so I'm not sure if joke I'm missing out on or photo of horse, which was the best monopoly piece. But that's, uh.......not a spring.
Their picture is of a Prince Charles (I think that’s what it’s called) so their joke is quite good actually.
King Charles.
King Charles cocker spaniel
Top Hat. It isn't a sex aid, millennials. I know you haven't seen them before.
Its soo far from being a sex aid it's actually a sex hinderince
.. And that's why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.
Dog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board
Top hat and bottom hat
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