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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 118 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They'd only get a light sentence anyway.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depending on the frequency of the offence

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Might have community service periodically

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I bet that guy feels like he gets where he's going in no time at all!

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 96 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Okay, just back of the envelope math. Assuming the car is truly 550nm, so the blue car is 400nm, and the red car is 700nm... How fast is the car going?

Napkin math says 0.27c.

Δλ=λ(V/c)

Now someone else can figure out the kinetic energy of the car and why the whole continent just exploded...

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK now how fast did old man's head move

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 67 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Okay, napkin math... his nose is about 20cm long, and assuming it rotated about a perfect circle. The car moved say 10m. At the speed the car is moving, it covers that distance in ~120ns. So he has to move the end of his nose around a quarter circle of radius 20cm in 120ns. Let's say 30cm total movement, for easy math. 0.25cm/ns or 0.00025m/ns. The speed of light is 0.300m/ns, so we're talking about ~0.001c at the tip of his nose. Which is incidentally very close to the speed of sound in air.

So, probably not quite a sonic boom off the end of his nose. Assuming my math is correct. Very strong neck muscles. Also, he's been vapourized.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Ah this is so great. In the transonic regime (just below 1.0 Mach) the air moving over the surface of his nose will break the speed of sound as it gets out of the way.

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you take into account that the car is not driving directly towards the viewer?

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 months ago

I ain't doing hyperbolic equations on my napkin ;)

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

So about 180 million MPH. I hope he doesn't get a ticket!

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

now calculate the Lorentz contraction

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear, car stuck in dick.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why explode, the car didn't accelerate or interact with the continent

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Even ignoring the tires interacting with the road, you have air molecules. I don't think that would be enough to destroy a continent, but it would be very destructive.

Here is a cool What If? from xkcd about throwing a baseball at 0.9c.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Sound like a ton worth of mass would do a lot of damage indeed

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Wow, that seems to be the very first What If ever!

[–] rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

For the same reason this baseball causes an expanding plasma-ball disintegrating everything. Fusion with air molecules that can't get out of the way fast enough https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago

Here's the original image. It was originally posted in 2017 and has been shared so many times it was difficult to find a good copy. I had to use wayback to get this copy.

[–] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

One shift
Two shift
Red shift
Blue shift

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, remember when Valve made half life games? It was a better time back then.

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Half life : alyx is not that old.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I’d call that half like with an asterisk.

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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the sonic boom of this car passing will kill this poor man

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Well, when that finally happens the car will be fine, far away from Earth.

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If that guy is keeping track of that car, his neck is def broken

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 16 points 2 months ago

Everything around the car would be broken too, including the car

[–] drthunder@midwest.social 21 points 2 months ago
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

And one fast head turn

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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago

what a beatiful green car

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For some reason I can never remember which causes red or blue shift, but with this I might actually remember it

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 13 points 2 months ago

Blue has a smaller wavelength, so when something is approaching fast it "squishes" the light, making a smaller wavelength.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's slightly convoluted but here's how I tackle it in my head: I just think of infrared and ultraviolet, ultraviolet being greater frequencies than violet and infrared being the opposite for red. Blue is on the way from infrared to ultraviolet, so blue has a greater frequency than red.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

You can either know the position of the car or the momentum, but not both.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But why is the car stretched? And why doesn't it appear rotated?

[–] Hazelnutcookiez@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's how Doppler works.

I don't understand it enough to actually explain but Wiki does a pretty good job.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The poster you are replying to is pointing out the inaccuracies that this comic didn't consider relativistic effects.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

If you look at an object that is moving near the speed of light, it appears rotated, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrell_rotation.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyowwwwwwwwwwww

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is also playing on red-shift/blue-shift.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 13 points 2 months ago

what do you mean "also"?

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They are the same effect just using different kinds of wave.

Doppler's Politics

[–] Gerprimus@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

YEA! SCIENCE JOKES!

[–] BillTongg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I know just enough about the light spectrum and the red shift to understand why this is funny (thanks Prof. Brian Cox!), but it underlines how shallow my knowledge is. So much cosmology, so little time...

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