this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!

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[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 94 points 4 weeks ago (20 children)
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[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 46 points 4 weeks ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 39 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

swasti-car? genius

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 4 weeks ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 weeks ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

What's the first vehicle slur?

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago

Swastitruck, I guess

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I gotta know so I can start using it!

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Oh, yeah it could be. The difference in censoring approach confused me.

[–] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 3 points 4 weeks ago

The CybertrucKKK?

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 10 points 4 weeks ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 9 points 4 weeks ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.

That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

shitasstruck?

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

How about the 3rd regime mobile

[–] Sunsofold 3 points 3 weeks ago

Still leaves 'absurd dumpster truck' and 'blatant waste of money' and 'oversized trashcan lid' and 'penis substitute' wide open.

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

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