That kea description is wrong. They are not an anti hero, they're just a menace. Imagine the destruction of a genius toddler with wings and a knife. That's basically a kea.
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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I wanted to be a Kea at first but now I really want to be a Kea.
I already chose kea, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
keas are just bog standard parrots but larger
Where Pūteketeke?
- Gives piggyback rides
- Good co-parent
- Bulemia
thinks he's a Kea
actually a Kākāpō
Kea:
- Actually a genius
- Will fuck with your shit
- Will watch from a distance as you discover your broken shit, will enjoy watching you #WinningAtLife
Kereru:
- Big, bold and loud
- If I don't like you, I will shit on you, head to toe coverage
- Why is this branch touching the ground
Touhou fans: >:€ ITS FUCKING SPELLED T O U H O U GODDAMMIT
I'd love to meet a Kakapo! I know that is probably not advisable for either of us, and I wouldn't, but I feel like it would be cool
Had doubts about the Kākāpō, but then I reached the "mostly foliage" part and knew I'd found the match.
just excited to be here
🙋♂️
Well, I can only be Kakapo.
"Yeah I'm totally a Kea" Your average kakapo
Goddammit.
I guess a kakapo and a kiwi met one day. Now i am a nocturnal horny bird who only gets suggels and feels lonely.
Wrong wrong wrong. Was this made by an Aussie? No mention of the fact Tuis like to get drunk af. And where is the Weka? Aka Kiwi with balls.
I'll take Swamp Dinosaur roaming the steaming wetlands of Didjabringabeeralong. Hot damn that sounds fun!
kiwi
I'm basically a cat
I'm a mix of Kiwi and Kākāpō.
kiwi's missing "- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Kakapo. Off to shag someone's head now
Stuck between ruru or Kea.
God damn, I love NZ birds
Kiwi!
Want to believe I'm a kea but probably a kiwi lol
I've read kiwis are forest floor bullies, isn't that true?