Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).

If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can I have a pet Mi-Go? I can Venmo you to reimburse.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh hey, I've seen those guys in ZAngband.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Here's an extra minute

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

a girlfriend would be nice thank you

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Could use a sabbatical from reality, if it's going (as in suspending time and space for a bit for a good rest).

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Guess I'll take a coke, thanks.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

A chicken nugget, please.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?

[–] Fullonturkeydog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please

Oh and world peace would be lovely

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

A nice scrandwich. I like that chewy spicy salami or chicken/tuna salad, good mustard, some vegetables, and dealers choice on the cheese.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Happiness

[–] courval@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Make all children special and important not just sons and daughters

[–] dogheadhunter@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tacos. Lots of tacos

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have some issues with the everything that's happening...

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Natural hot springs in my woods? You can use then whenever you want.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take a pastrami reuben, thanks!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think I want to go watch Dude Wheres My Car again.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

FALGSC

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