Someone wants me dead
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.
In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind
Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
I guess I'll explode
Suicide I guess.
I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
Hmm chuck of some sort. either I'm turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head
How much chuck would a woodchuck chuck?
Shmurdered Murdered....
it was the sweet tooth in the end
Not at all I guess?
Being the boss
Suicide.
I died doing what I loved, making art.
By becoming a libertarian techno-warlord who dies when my company owned city state invades the nation of disney.
My descendent will be turned into a terminator by the out of control AI death robots sent to kill the generations long Canadian insurgency in order to come back in time and take me and my family out.
No one would see it, but they may hear it.
Something involving a large sheep dog.
Genetic engineering gone wrong
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
Not sure it's a secret
One too many dabs
After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.
Chronic disease took its final toll
Fighting
Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.
well ...
alone and unknown :')
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
The opposite of "in hiding". State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a "religious rehab" judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.
But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I'm happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.
Hmm. That's a sad way to go.
Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.
Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol
Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland