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I'm going with teleportation, I hate driving and public transport

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 19 hours ago

Think of all the sleep you'd get

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, is omnipotence off the table?

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 19 hours ago

/thread this is the answer

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Probably full on self healing like wolverine or deadpool.

[–] DistressedDad@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Super Power? LOL bruh, I just want to be cured of my crippling depression and low self-esteem.

But really, healing super powers tho would be cool. Because it seems like a lot of people need healing now, both mentally and physically.

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Invisibility. I'm autistic and have terrible social anxiety.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago

Same.

It doesn't help how I've been treated, if you know what I mean.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The ability to manipulate matter at the subatomic level, with explicit accuracy and knowledge.

From there, I'd be able to pretty much solve any problem.

Enemy? Turn them to goo. Or brain hemorrhage. Or invert their genitals. Explosive toenails. Literally shit for brains. Boobs on the head.

Sick? Convert the virus to vitamins or something.

Hungry? Food.

Solve pollution.

Aging? Reverse oxidants etc...

[–] DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

whatever it is dr manhattan has going on.

solid choice!

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be able to remove ignorance from people

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's probably the least possible of all the superpowers listed here.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 1 points 19 hours ago

Probably just that head exploding chick from The Boys. Ignorance removed.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Ability to reassemble atoms and bonds at will.

I mean I've literally just solved resource scarcity.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The ability to never accidentally say something stupid

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Easy, just intentionally say stupid things all the time

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 day ago

It's the dream!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For me, there's no answer but a healing factor. Anything else, here in the real world, is sub par in the long term.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boring but prudent. You seem like my kind of person.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NGL though, I would jam knives through my hands and cosplay wolverine

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 day ago

I totally support you on this

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

No longer needing sleep or a consistent diet

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Technomancy: control over machines and electronics

I'd use it for selfish reasons:

Insurance claims getting denied? "Oh! the system says that's an approved procedure"

Low on funds? That ATM over there is vomiting cash

Need to sneak into a place? The cameras are showing a normal empty hallway

Credit card debt? Not when the system shows that you paid it off already

[–] Mbingu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

To remain individualistic in a secluded society