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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

The fake blond with black tank top seems kinda into it.

[–] computrav@lemmy.world 89 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Yep, that's the idea

[–] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Fuck you clever brain.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I don’t wanna upvote this. But I have to.

[–] pubquiz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Now that's some alliterative genius there!!

[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 106 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Jeeze.

And they keep saying AI is useless..

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What the fuck is the use of this?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ridicule, resistance, revenge

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

They are too stupid to understand ridicule. But resistance and revenge I can get by.

[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Likely you could take a camera and follow three servile oligarchs around for the rest of your natural life and never get a shot that so completely captures what they are about

You could also boil the seas to power LLM and blockchain nonsense as we go hurtling towards our doom

And, since we are doing that anyway -you can doodle out pics of asshats looking stupid which is, arguably, a much better use than crypto.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Masturbation material?

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Jizz indeed.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 2 days ago

This is what they mean by "Trickle Down".

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You ever see something on the internet that just makes you Jim-face at an empty corner of the room, as if the ghosts of your ancestors are watching and you need them to know that you are equally shook as they probably are?

So grotesque and yet I can't look away.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 60 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is there an eyebleach community on Lemmy?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

!eyebleach@lemmy.world

But not very active unfortunately. Let's change that :)

Edit: correct username link. Thanks @asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev

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No, there are probably 7 of them.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't need to artificially generate an image like this. Just get these three into a room and wave a 100 bucks above their heads. They'll react this way. They aren't aware, that they don't need more money. They just want more. It's the only thing they live for.

[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A hundred? Those greedy fucks would do it for a nickel.

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What a day to have human eyes...

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

sigh don't make me get the spray bottle; you know you're not allowed ~~on the table~~ in here

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The only correct use of generative AI

[–] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least it won't go in Bezos's lazy eye

That lazy eye is about to get crusted shut.

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago
[–] abobla@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

print it, and put it on some public space. Like the video of Trump sucking Elon's toes

[–] modus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Stick it in a urinal.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sociopathic Oligarch humor. Weirdos.

[–] lambda@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's obviously AI generated.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

Disconcerting that people fall for even the most obvious AI.

[–] Llad@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have more respect for actual bukkake girls than these fake ass nerds.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sex work is work.

I'm not sure what these 3 do all day but I can tell from the way they look it's not fucking.

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[–] subiacOSB@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

If no one posts it I will. 🍆💦

[–] Skabby73@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Thanks.... Now I will have billionaire bukakke in my nightmares for the next few weeks

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 days ago

They're going to be sad when they find out that tiny dicktator mushrooms only give a puff of spore dust.

[–] Xbeam@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mr Trump, your next appointment is ready.

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[–] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That’s horrifying.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 days ago

just piss on them, why waste the bleach

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

My f'ing eyes! Why! Why

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