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[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Um... does he know what the Declaration of Independence is?

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Who’s going to stop him?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

This guy might actually be the dumbest man on earth.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Dude thinks the world would be better off if the allies had lost WWII and now also if the US had lost the Revolutionary War.

Total loser who craves losses.

If the US became a british commonwealth before 2016, trump would probably never have became the head of government, since there would be more than 2 parties and much less extremism.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

He's just shitting in the punchbowl, ignore him and hell play himself out.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't think USians should fight this.

As pear shaped as the UK may be at the moment, it must be better off than all the nonsense in the US. Though there really is nothing in it for the Commonwealth, in any event.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He can start by fetching out all that tea they dumped in the Boston harbour

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On the bright side This is a better choice than bending the knee to Putin

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

He'll still bend the knee too, and will continue mumbling Putin's grundle.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Pfff do they even want us at this point 🤣

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

the u.s. could join, as recognizing the crown as head-of-state is not a requisite for membership and has not been for decades.

the day the diaper in chief of the united states accepts the harare declaration (incorporated as part of the current charter) is the day scientists prove that rainbows are made from flying poptarts with cat heads.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought that was proven conclusively years ago.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, they are emitted by pop tart cats, not made from.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He probably wants to lead the UK

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

He probably thinks Charles takes some part in leading the UK. He's actually just an ugly and unwanted ornament.

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Don't even bother reporting this drivel.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wait is this the real reason he wants to take Canada? So he can return it to the brittish empire?

[–] PillBugTheGreat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Someone's favorite Hamilton character is showing.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

Seems pretty harmless. Especially if it is used to forget about threats made. What am I missing?

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