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[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

I suppose he had to offer, it was his support of Israel murdering Palestinian women and children that lost Harris the election, but I think it's best for Joe to have a quiet retirement.

Maybe, in time, we'll remember him fondly as Obama's VP.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What a weird coincidence that, just as AOC and Bernie begin a wildly successful tour of the country, we start hearing about the Biden's wanting to help lead the party or Kamala being the the top choice for 2028.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 hours ago

Like how suddenly all the milquetoast candidates capitulated to Biden just before Super Tuesday when Bernie was winning states.

Always weird how they use dirty tactics for the left but never the fascists...

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Fuck around and fuck off geezer

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 15 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Daily reminder of our planned strike. Together we'll show them all our strength. Sign your strike card today!

https://generalstrikeus.com/

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I read through that whole thing. What is the demand? It's just general hate against the trump administration? I'm all in favor but unless the strike has specific legal actionable demands what is the point? Even under the "demands" section of their FAQ it lists a bunch of vague "good" things that they want (all of which I'm in favor of) but says it won't get into specifics until later.

You do the strike, it panics the ruling class, and then what? There's nothing they've been informed of that they can do. No line that tells them "you can put an end to this if you do XYZ". Nothing to tell the people whether the strike succeeded or failed. What will that get? A bunch of people who conclude that the strike didn't work and they need food so they go back to their jobs. Next time the strike comes around, even if it has demands this time, the obvious thought is that it didn't work last time so why would it work this time and distrust in the people and political ideology that started this strike in the first place.

In my opinion, a movement like this is defined exclusively by their policies and demands. Without those it's just people throwing a tantrum.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I understand that they probably don't want to lock themselves into a timetable, but arranging a general strike without a date chosen seems like it is an uphill battle at best.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

They have a timeline they want to work with.

0-6M signatures is just organizing/coalition building and figuring out skillsets.

6-10M signatures create demands and plan events, work on strike dates, keep organizing, more outreach.

11M signatures strike on the chosen day, mutual aid networks work to support strikers, educate new strikers and volunteers.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I already quit my job because the manager was shit :/

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 25 points 15 hours ago

It honestly feels like the Democratic Party is doing everything they can to lose.

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 18 points 17 hours ago

Fuck. Off. Grandpa.

[–] LithiumX@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Remove the dinosaurs. Where are the strong confident aggressive lefties at? We need more Bernies!

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Assassinated or in fear of being assassinated since the fbi, the organization explicitly built to assassinate communists, is still around.

[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

He's timeless.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 20 hours ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago

yea sure more of the old stuff should help

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 20 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Dude's figured out his legacy isn't what he thought it would be and is trying to come back and "fix" it. Fucking horrible person for his entire adult life.

[–] Goblino@lemmy.studio 3 points 4 hours ago

Maybe he should offer to help Gaza instead. Fuck Biden.

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t think it’s that. I think he truly thinks he’s had a good career and fought the good fight. He’s so out of touch, but he wants to help because he heard there’s a problem. Probably don’t even understand how his help might not be a good thing.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

I think he wants to help out of self preservation, because he still sees himself tied to the democrat party. If it implodes immediately after he loses an election (arguably his loss as well as Kamala's), it will tank his legacy. He will be a big part of why the party died.

So sure, yeah he wants to help the democrats, in a round about way. Its hilarious he thinks he could help at all though, rather than hasten its implosion.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 day ago (9 children)

30,000+ people showed up today for the Bernie/AOC rally today in Colorado.

If only there was a way forward….. Says the Democrats

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bernie and AOC are the new direction. Biden wants back in to stop them. Fuck Biden!

Make no mistake:

This is not "help." This is the neoliberal fascist collaborator backlash against help.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh my fuck.

get out

get the fuck out, Biden

You lost the whole show, you simple fuck. You handed the republic to the fascists. You did NOTHING to stop them. You shook his fucking hand and gave him tea. You couldn’t campaign to save your own fucking life, and your meddling played a major role in your successor failing (though Harris does not get a pass here either). If I never see your name - or the Clinton name, for that matter - ever again in my life, it’ll be too soon.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 68 points 1 day ago (5 children)

No, no. It’s worse. They did more than nothing. They specifically held back from prosecuting him because they wanted to run against trump. So Biden could attempt to stay in power by saying “oh it has to be me I’m the only one who’s beaten him.”

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Do we have proof or is this conjecture that fits what we can observe?

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

It’s been a while and searching for old news including the words Biden and trump is basically impossible, but I do remember seeing a like DOJ memo or something to hold off on persecuting. While it did not say the reason I listed above, I can’t imagine much other reason to do so and it’s not like they’ll come out and admit it was for that reason.

Edit: and post I remember commenting on about it two months ago was deleted from politics…. so… can’t find it that way.

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 hours ago

Thanks for the added context. If they did intentionally delay prosecution (plausible considering how much time they had to do it but didn’t) then that’s pretty hard to excuse regardless of the reason.

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[–] oakey66@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Yes please prop up the dead husk of Joe Biden on a stage like weekend at Bernie's. That'll really embolden the base.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 day ago (15 children)

They must be saving Hillary for when things get really bad

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[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 day ago

Fuck off Joe!

Anyone over the age of 55 needs to be in an advisory role, not a leadership role. It is literally the same fucking leadership today as it was 20 years ago.

RETIRE YOU OLD FUCKS

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

They already have chosen a new direction.
Unsurprisingly and in their tone-deaf character they have chosen the worst option.
"embrace patriotism" ban far-left candidate questionnaires and refuse to participate in forums that create ideological purity tests” , etc... I really hope this wakes up people to vote 3rd party, they do not represent working class people and never have.

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

No need for a new direction, right? Biden can run for president even if dead, and liberals would still vote for him.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

If it were him or Trump again?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Christ almighty, no. It's bad enough that the Democratic consultancy didn't tell him to go fuck himself when he thought to run for president a second time.

[–] WorkersCorps@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We desperately need new blood in the Democratic party - people who understand how to actually work for working class voters and to communicate that and earn back people's trust.

Joe's a good man, but his brand of 'actions speak louder than words' does NOT work in the Trump era.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

It would work if he took action more...

Says "Action speaks louder than words" and then doesn't do anything of note as a president

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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Joe Biden fundraising, colorized:

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