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Ducking right (lazysoci.al)
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[–] MrTrono@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Apple encourages fowl language

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

“I keep hitting my head on that low cabinet.”

“Maybe you should try fucking.”

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw someone fucking under a bridge to avoid the rain today

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Nah still checks out. Fucking in the rain seems interesting but you get cold quick and water makes for a terrible lubricant.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I'm ducking out of this thread before it gets nasty

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

My phone is really good at replacing ducking with fucking but the one time i actually want to use ducking it won't let me and I gotta fix it like 3 times.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 8 points 6 days ago

Ducking and dodging all night!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

"Did the sniper get one of our guys?" "No they were all fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean..."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

"This game's hitboxes suck. I was ducking and still couldn't fit under the opening that my character could clearly fit into." - Something I've actually said about Fallout 4

[–] annette_runner@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They call it a “crouch” in the manual. You were crouching, not ducking.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"I'm ducking for cover"?

[–] annette_runner@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

🤷Im not denying its a real word, just that the game doesnt use it.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

All hail the Ducking, ruler of the lake

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

I don't use autocorrect (only autosuggest) but when I did, in the dictionary, I autocorrected all the curse words to match up fuck=fuck, shit=shit, ass=ass, etc. If you still use autocorrect, you might want to do this if you curse a lot.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

He's ducking the real issue here.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

This is why you just set a shortcut in your phone.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'll be ducking out now.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I'll be fucking out now

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

What were you doing as the arcing rope of hot bonobo jizzum was spiralling toward you from between the bars of the zoo enclosure?

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 6 days ago

I use it, i regularly duck ducking go

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

iPhone Voicemail Transcriptions aren't always accurate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhC6xTbwTs

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ducking, as in to duck or reduce height. To reduce the height of the audio levels.