Show me how to live in my ass
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Welcome to the jungle .. in my ass...
The Beast in my ass
Virtual insanity...
Peek-A-Boo In My Ass
More Than A Feeling In My Ass
Prison Sex in my ass
Hungry like the wolf in my ass
Inside you there are two wolves. One always hungry for ass, and one that hunger for ass. Which one wins? The one you feed.
Sledgehammer in my ass
Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass
Punch me I bleed in my ass.
Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.
Yo No Fui in my ass
Drive in my ass
Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.
I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.
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Highwayman in my ass.
Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass
Ok. Guys. You know, it's tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.
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The long and winding road in my ass
More than this in my ass
Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Ass
"Castles Made of Sand in my ass"
Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.
Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass
I"m playing Bioshock: Infinite and was just in the Salty Oyster bar where "Makin' Whoopee" plays on the phonograph.
So....yeah.
Stressed Out in my ass
Division by zero in my ass?
Lonely Day in my ass
Guillotine in my ass (Banks)
Unleashed in my Ass
… I am more scared than I should be
Embrace the endless ocean in my ass
Jolene in my ass
Big iron in my ass
Get down in my ass. (Nas)
Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.