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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Ok Grandpa's. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hurtful comment.

So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

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Those runescape players are going to be very confused when they learn how to use the mouse to look around.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 143 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 1 points 13 hours ago

You forgot to add 0

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll just put this over here... with the rest of the fire...

Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

Roy: How?!

Moss: Made in Britain!

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's one hell of a lock on that luggage.

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[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

OMG! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME NUMBER!

Wait what three digit number do you have on the back? No way those match too.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Samsonite. I was way off!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Better this one version

Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago

"And we will be sending your new credit car in the mail sometime next week, sir."

"Sorry, do you mean, credit card?"

"I didn't misspeak, sir. How big is your mailbox..."

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

You’re missing an order of ten in each (just fyi)

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[–] joseandres42@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 39 points 1 day ago

Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

3141 5926 5358 9793 23/84 626

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

1111...eeeeh 1!

incoming!

[–] Honeybee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 - 3

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Well that is easy to remember.

0118 999 881 999 119 725

3

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

5555 5555 5555 4444 9/69 420

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago

Hmm the answer is Hunter 2 somehow

[–] db2@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Take my number

Multiply by one

divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

4814474077450141

I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!

[–] danciestlobster@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow that's so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

1

Note that I may dislexic be.

Did I fail successfully?

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I don't have a credit card.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

0

I never understood order of operations in school. Did I do it right?

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

your result in the comments.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago (7 children)

It gave me error: NaN

Does anyone know how to fix the error?

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[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

1 Oh sorry, did it in wrong order

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