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[-] incompetentboob@lemmy.world 154 points 1 year ago

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

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[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 87 points 1 year ago

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 14 points 1 year ago

"Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live", ~some holy book

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[-] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

Make better coleslaw maybe?

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

My colleague's ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

[-] ipha@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He probably does it while eating slaw

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Like a boss

[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago

Shut your whore mouth!

[-] Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com 45 points 1 year ago

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

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[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 year ago

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My pH is ~7.4

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[-] maquise@ttrpg.network 26 points 1 year ago

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

[-] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

[-] NightAuthor@artemis.camp 7 points 1 year ago

You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

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[-] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago

i am the trash

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

huh? coleslaw is amazing

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

This is the wrongest thing I've ever read in my damn life!

[-] JayJay@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I've had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I've had coleslaw that's delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

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[-] Teon@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Blackout@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

Seems like someone has their weekend planned

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

That explains my man tits

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I'll take it if you're not gonna eat it

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I've tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

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[-] dgendreau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I'm not paying for it.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Amen!

I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.

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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

... I'm glad someone else said it

[-] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 7 points 1 year ago

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

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[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

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