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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 81 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Lick my boots or I will not consider you for a job."

Reeks of insecurity.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

Yep, that a big red flag right there...

[–] josefo@leminal.space 5 points 5 days ago

Suck my dick harder and better than the others, to see if you are fit for this dick-sucking position we have available. Communicate clearly that you have no self respect or any other healthy boundary that would prevent the power dynamic I enjoy to play from ever happening.

I really fucking hate corporate and their fucking culture. And this LinkedIn buffoons, pretending to be influencers just make me want to vomit.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 54 points 6 days ago

Ironic that he’s a divorce lawyer, because his behaviour is exactly the sort of insane mind games that leads to failed relationships.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 55 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Real answer: I usually say thank you in person at the end of the interview. Like "Thank you for your time." Sending an email restating that would be wasting their time, no?

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, these people stir air for a living. They appreciate others who also know how to stir air. Sending a pointless time wasting email is the epitome of this discipline. If you want in, you need to show them you can do it too. If you want to be an actual productive member of society, you wont do it and find a position where you don't have to resort to such menial tasks.

[–] mysteryname101@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

You can always respond like.

“Hello,

As we discussed earlier today, you will be giving me an employee contract for $XXX,XXX

Best regards. “

Then CC as many people as possible.

..

That’s how these people work, right?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago

as someone who hires people, yes, it would

I guess you just got to know your audience

I won't mark you down for it but I won't even bother responding and it won't influence my decision either way

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I recently wrapped up two lengthy interview processes (2 months for each).

Both companies were aware I was in multiple interview loops

One company was super transparent about the process, where I currently was in the process, all sorts of updates and notifications of delays etc. This loop took a long time since it was for a senior level position on a foundational team & product for the company.

The other company was playing it fast & loose. Lack of updates of where I am in the loop. Outside of the first meet & greet where I used a tool to find time on the interviewers schedule, I was chasing people to find out when the next interview step would be. After what I thought was the last "vibe check" interview with their CFO, I was told I'd hear from their HR shortly. It took 10 days and two check-in emails before I finally heard from HR and scheduled a meeting, which turned out to be more interviewing. I've yet to hear back from them, and I fully expect that they want me to chase them.

Needless to say, when the first company presented me with an offer that had everything in it I was asking for with a nice little cherry on top, I accepted the offer with very few questions or hesitation.

Treat me and my time with respect just as I will treat you and your time with respect. I have skills you need to deliver products & services and you have means of generating income from the combination of my skills and my peers to grant me an income. If you don't treat me & my time with respect, I'll go elsewhere, or even decide to become a competitor.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 74 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dear Assface,

I'm writing to thank you. Not for the interview. For making a stupid post on a job site that you treat as social media. You are clearly deranged. I know that I don't want to work for you or with you or anywhere near you. Thank you for making that clear to me. Suck a fuck.

Best, some_guy

[–] a_cuddly_fox@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dear some_guy I would like to set up a second interview for you to explain how does one "suck a fuck". This has piqued my interest and would like to discuss in person. Let me know your earliest available time.

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 40 points 6 days ago

I actually think it's a good, no GREAT system. Because I would never do that and I wouldn't want to work for anyone who expects it.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 46 points 6 days ago
[–] dyc3@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

This is actually psychotic. Do you know how many emails I get? I don't want some kiss ass in my fucking inbox. Sending me a thank you email actually shows that you don't respect my time.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 40 points 6 days ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

What I «like» most about that situation was that he started the meeting with saying thank you

[–] ugtug@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago

I've never grovelled for a job, and I'm not starting now.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My hatred for this person is a thousand burning suns.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

I swear linked in is their spawn point

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Whenever ai see these corporate office games I’m glad I have another reason I like my union job. None of this asskissing BS to move up. You apply for the position, if you meet/pass any qualifications and have the seniority, you get the spot. Yeah, the initial gig might need you to jump through HR’s hoops, but other than that it’s just qualifications and seniority. I suck at schmoozing and have a really hard time essentially lying to people about my motivations and feelings to jump through useless hoops to get a job, I despise sucking up to someone because they hold a position of authority.

(Yes, union jobs ABSOLUTELY have their own problems, but I’ve found the benefits of union work over time have far outweighed any benefits the corporate rat race could have.)

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[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

For i must be rewarded for even CONSIDERING hiring you

And YOU must show me the proper amount of gratitude for doing so

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 days ago

Self-important losers.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 37 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Thank you email? Do employers make house visits or take you out for dinner when interviewing in the US?

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[–] Sunsofold 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I have yet to see any place with a good hiring procedure, this nonsense included. People saying they work in HR should generally be looked at as if they just admitted to being in a cult, which is terrifying because it means cultists will be deciding whether you get to do the thing you do to keep from starving in the street.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

People saying they work in HR should generally be looked at as if they just admitted to being in a cult

I mean, what else do you have to evaluate a resume and some thinly sourced references except chicken entrails and prayer? It's not exactly a hard science.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 8 points 6 days ago

People saying they work in HR should generally be looked at as if they just admitted to being in a cult

I've never heard it described like this but you nailed it.

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[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 days ago

Wait! How can i get the privilege to work with this smug loser?!!

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago

so its the mind games, or "shit tests" employers like to use to see if thier egos get stroked.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Feed him to the orphan crushing machine

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[–] Adiemus@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is this a cultural thing? I have never sent any thank you e-mail just to say thank you after an interview. Only if we agreed that I should send them some more information after an interview I'd start this mail by saying 'Thank you for the interview. As discussed, bla bla bla...'.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

I've never sent a thank you email for an interview. It seems weird to me.

— successful engineer, Los Angeles

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[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 26 points 6 days ago (8 children)

The fuck? I interview people frequently. The thank-you email is nice, but definitely not required. I'd never write someone off because they didn't send me a thank-you email. Geez.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

shut the fuck up marco

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago

Just read some of his other posts. Every one is the same, what a horrible person.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why do all these shitheads want to be my mommy and daddy as well as my employer? I bet this moron is one of those alpha MAGA types who rails against the nanny state but loves being cuckolded and spanked in literally every other context. Fucking weirdos.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

as a switch, there is nothing at all wrong with enjoying spanking or being spanked.

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There's is nothing worse in job hunting than dealing with companies with this mentality/culture.

Degrade yourself while we give you the runaround or you don't get the job! Fuck you. Hell is not enough, I cast the Locust Plague upon ye 🦗🦗🦗

[–] BruceLee@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago

I also got a hint: pass the bar exam.

[–] emmie@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It’s all part of the test I guess. No need to get angry, it’s just part of the game and we are usually not the ones setting up the rules.
Not until you succeed at the game that is

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