this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
414 points (99.8% liked)

News

29172 readers
3714 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.


Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.


If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.


The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
all 44 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

It’s like a nazi Germany that completely crippled itself before expanding outwards. I feel bad for (sane) Americans but damn

[–] dzso@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I grew up around magats. They're going to interpret natural disasters as "the end times", which means if they survive they're God's special chosen people, and the people who die or suffer must not have had sincere faith and were living a life of sin.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Until a hurricane threatens their Florida vacation home, then they suddenly give a fuck about humanitarian aid

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Look! Those two twigs fell in a cross sign! Jesus speaks to us!

[–] opus86@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

God wills it!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's the Hurricane Surprise Season from now on.

Think of all the good things it will get you! No more pesky "evacuation orders". No more lost time in schools and businesses just because some scientist thought there is a cat 5 coming in and tells you to better stay at home!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You aren't thinking fourth dimensionally.

If we don't measure it, it doesn't exist.

No such thing as a cat 5 hurricane. That's just gonna be called a "Windy boy".

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those hit hardest probably won't call it anything, them being dead.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

No more worries about rotting meat on the supermarket shelves because ... no one's gonna inspect it.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)

mother nature about to deliver what the deep red south voted for.

[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can’t wait for them to call FEMA!

[–] Tilgare@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Already Arkansas has been denied FEMA funds for tornadoes a few weeks back. The south doesn't have a chance. Florida about to become uninhabitable.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Not a single magat should be rescued

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Trump already ignored sanders Huckabee arkansas

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Who'd rescue them? No fema, no states E.M.A, no rescue, no tents, no hope.

#winning

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you know MS has the Mississippi Emergency Management Agency? I’ve always found it adorable that if you get swept away they’ll send MEMA after you.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

And Louisiana has the Cajun Navy.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Let us be thankful, oh Lord, for what we are about to receive!"

[–] dzso@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These aren't the people who treat prayer as a sacred thing. They're the people who think prayer means telling God their wishlist or showing off their morality for others.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All they need to forecast hurricanes is a felt-tip marker and a very stable genius.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Everybody knows that hurricanes are caused by gay sex! No forecast needed.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 20 hours ago

Time to organize the world's largest orgy.

[–] benignintervention@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I've been doing the wrong rain dance

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'd think there'd be more hurricanes in Utah, then.

Less wind and much more soaking.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Don't live near this person.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Too bad hurricanes mainly hit states that voted for Trump. Oh and what’s the status on FEMA now, I can’t keep track anymore. I’m sure they’ll find a way to blame Biden though.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Trump did tell sanders to deal with it, when tornados ravaged her state.

FEMA's still got ads running in the mountains from the hurricane last year, the one that hit Asheville. So they haven't completely folded anyway.

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Marge says the president controls the weather, so they should be okay, right!?

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I thought it Obama's personal weather machine.

Edit: spelling

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe he just lent it to Biden...

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Round me, they miss calling out a bad hail storm, then abundant warning for one that didn't amount to much.

Thanks orange turd!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Thanks Trump!