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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/28977252

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has warned the National Weather Service of possible attacks from an armed conspiracy group targeting Doppler radar stations, according to a report from CNN. The group, Veterans on Patrol, is going after government radars because it believes they're being used as "weather weapons."

CNN learned of the possible attacks through NOAA emails warning NWS staff that Veterans on Patrol was planning to conduct "penetration drills on NEXRAD sites to identify weaknesses," with the ultimate goal of destroying NEXRAD. Despite its cooler-than-average name, the NWS uses NEXRAD or "Next Generation Weather Radar" for a fairly mundane purpose: detecting precipitation in the atmosphere. NEXRAD plays a vital role in locating thunderstorms and tornados, making it easier to evacuate vulnerable communities before disaster strikes.

Archive link: https://archive.is/GVsgP

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Tomorrow's news: Trump appoints radar 'weather weapon' blogger to head up NOAA.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

This extremest group almost makes Trump look sane.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 52 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you don't fund science education.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you remove the fairness doctrine and allow the alt-right propaganda "news" machine go unchecked.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't the fairness doctrine right wing propoganda already? iirc the point was to give 1 anti-vaxer the same voice as every single pro-vaxination researcher on earth combined.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago

There is a saying that reality and facts have a liberal bias. When Nixon was in the process of being impeached, conservatives found that if they can control the narrative, the facts, then they can control the conversation. It's no accident that they went to attack the fairness doctrine and it finally fell under Reagan.

It may have had a right wing bias, but they are the ones that got rid of it because they wanted to protect their echo chamber

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

no, this is what no child left behind does for 20 unchallenged years.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 55 minutes ago
[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 37 points 22 hours ago

I was really unprepared for how stupid the future would be.

[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My brother is one of these idiots, I dunno how they got him. He's not part of the militia group but dipshit thinks a local radio tower that just went up is part of the weather control system...

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Conspiracy theorists tend to fall in one of two categories, specially if it seems like a sudden change:

  1. They're lonely and the people in the group are very welcoming to them.

  2. They feel they need to prove how smart they are, and think they're smarter than everyone who dismisses their theory.

[–] KAtieTot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Have you considered sharing more of your crayons? You can fix him

[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The crayons are mine. They sustain me.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 54 minutes ago

Aaaand that's how we got here, then

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Missed opportunity

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

I'm sorry for you

[–] Naich 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idiots and guns - name a more American combination.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idiots and voting against their own best interests

[–] Naich 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's currently a worldwide phenomenon.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

Not true - Australia did it right.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wish you were wrong

How is it that 2020 was more normal than 2025

[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Wait until they hear about the 6G anal probes.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

...I wanna hear about 6G anal probes...

For science, of course.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 53 minutes ago

There's open source ones available

https://buttplug.io/

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 10 hours ago

Due to my job with an unnamed government entity, I am unable to disclose the immense pleasure that is coming your way. O_o

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

An armed militarized group planning potential attacks on a federal government entity... Why would the FBI not be picking every one of those idiots up?

[–] thepenismightier@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Haven't you heard, we're not funding the FBI this year...

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It is actually kind of weird to think about. Conservatives typically typically like police and the milliary.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 50 minutes ago

It depends. They're funding ICE instead of the FBI because the former is more ideologically aligned with Trump.

There's definitely no net defunding of the Police State. What were seeing is a shift of resources to the right gustapo

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The United States: Into Darkness.

A people manipulated and driven to the edge of Discovery and Dishonesty. We will turn the lights out to fear that which we know... But in the darkness there is nothing to find but our people's vengeful hatred of each other. Ignorance is the weapon, and the lights shall stay out.

So what does man do? We starve. We suffer. We bleed, and then when all else is lost we scream. Not out of fear; for that is already gone. We scream because we are already in hell. And it's the devil staring us in the face designing the torture.

We aren't a phoneix, we don't rise from the dead. We are supposed to be humanity; and it's lost past time we become it. If you think humanity was designed to be built in the image of God. Are you mistaken?

I'm an idiot

Neitzshche is dead.

God is an Idea

[–] zib@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because the FBI is currently run by some of these idiots.

[–] Ringtail@slrpnk.net 2 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, he literally sells bs covid vaccine reversal pills hahaha!

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

too busy picking up every farm and construction worker they can

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Shouldn't vets know what radar is?

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 48 minutes ago

Loads of veterans are victims with PTSD who might attack a car if it backfires

Without proper mental health treatment, loads of vets may dissociate into mania.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

These are the same people attacked 5G towers during COVID

I'm not sure they are rational

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

What will they do when 6G comes out

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Vet" covers everyone from Air Force Tower Controllers to Navy Seals to the guy in charge of records in a basement in Alaska and more.

For 4 years active duty and 4 years reserve most people are involved in logistics or records, and few of those have to know anything about radar.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did not know that.

I presumed it meant you'd been on the front lines, or seen combat.

[–] Sinthesis@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You're not far off as it is the second definition of the word. "Vietnam vet" "Gulf war vet" etc.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

In that context it just means deployed to ths conflict. Sometimes it means contributed to the effort while in the military. So someone who cooked on base in Vietnam would be a Vietnam vet, but someone who enlisted during the Korean war but was sent to Japan wouldn't be a korea vet.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Radicalizing Antenna Disguised As Radiotower

Duuuuuuuuuh 🤣

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

MAGAts are complete idiots.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 20 hours ago

AND brainwashed!

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

That sounds like something an institution that deploys weather weapons would say.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

~~climate change and polution~~

Government conspiracy