No wonder they were so angry all the time
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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family guy did a cutaway of that
What if two T-rexes worked together?
That’s how baby T-rexes are born
That doesn’t sound scientific. They probably just dug a hole and humped that.
It could grip it by the husk!
Cumconut?
I remember that Reddit thread...
jacking it with a bro!
...a 69 i guess
Do you need to use your arms to masturbate?
Did T-Rex have a cloaca?
Might as well ask if a chicken could.
the real question is whether they had penises in the first place, not even hank green knows
I'm not sure if it is called masturbation or not, but I have unfortunately seen several mammals ejaculate without any physical stimuli. I'm not sure if other animal groups do this.
No problem as long as the schlong is long enough.
"life, uh, finds a way"
Would be be able to do it with his feet and/or thighs while laying on his side?
T-Rex's heart gives out trying to masturbate