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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Also, did you know, that the main character is a sponge 🧽

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If he's a sponge, wouldn't his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 14 points 2 days ago

Next you're telling me his name is Bob...

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Well where I live he's Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in

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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

It's almost like a pineapple inside the sea.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 3 days ago (5 children)

who lives in a pineapple 🍍 under the sea

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

I can't believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along

[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS??? 🀯

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Birthday paradox always surprises me. I, too, am also, the same age as you, as well.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 9 points 2 days ago

Wait, when they say "Bob SquarePants" they mean it as an answer to that question? Honestly that seems a bit far fetch, you're reading into the lyrics too much

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND HORNY IS HE

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not literally about someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. It's a metaphor for drowning in debt because of marijuana addiction.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 16 points 2 days ago
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bannanna. With extra nnnnn's. Bannnannna.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

@Banana@sh.itjust.works I may need your help here.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey stop tryin ta steal my clout

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good job on making an INTERNET MOMENT

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Couldn't have done it without you πŸ₯Ή

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I think I just had an internet moment. Either that or the mushrooms are kicking in.
... um ... both could be true ...

Bannnnannnna.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounded kinda funny. Like an echo ... wait ... did you say anything ... hmm. Oh, look at that wall. Boy, that is somethin. These are good mushrooms.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell ya I hope your trip was rad and u ate a good meal after

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks! I stayed up a bit late and laughed with other morons on the internet. Not a bad deal.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit that’s what the lyric meant? Damn deep lore on that show. I always thought it was a metaphor for his hospitality.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In the next line, he says β€œObnoxious, yellow and porous is he” be cause he is yellow, obnoxious and porous.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Absorbent, because he's a sponge. Absorbent and yellow and porous. Obnoxiousness is just bonus.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. It’s all a lie! Wake up sheeple!

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bob sponge pineapple. Live live live. Walmart.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago

Strangely, that didn't seem to help...

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Spongebob canonically a swinger.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean he's an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom...

He's a tampon.

Sandy cheeks....

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I thought it needed to be upside down for that

What? What?

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

No wai! 🀯🀯🀯

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

T00 many shitposters in here

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