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submitted 1 year ago by loffiz@feddit.nl to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Share if you have any specific motives as well!

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[-] Kandorr@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

Face. It speaks before you do, saying the same thing regardless of venue.

[-] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 year ago

I saw some YouTuber tattoo artist say that people that have face tattoos either 1) Do not give a fuck or 2) Know themselves extremely well.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago
[-] keeb420@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Now I'm wondering what the market rate is for face tattoo sponsorships. If a Corona Extra tattoo means I don't have to go to the office anymore then contract negotiations may be in order...

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

I know a guy who has Elmer Fudd next to his asshole with a speech bubble which reads "Come on out you wascally wabbit!"

[-] loffiz@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Haha that's great! Had to google elmer fudd but I got it ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

My best friend's birth mother (he was adopted) has a tattoo of a butterfly on her butt which anyone only knows about because she wears her pants low enough you can recognize antennas.

[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 16 points 1 year ago

I knew a guy who we all called "Punkin" because he was the singer in a punk band and had a tattoo of a pumpkin on his butt. He showed literally everyone that tattoo. When I was introduced to him, he said, "you want to know why they call me that?" And then immediately pulled down his pants to show me his butt tattoo. I then watched him do it 3 more times as he met new people.

[-] loffiz@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Gotta love the pun.

[-] Devi@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

Tip of the nose, super sensitive so will hurt like hell, weird shaped so hard to do anything good, and it's right in the centre of your face so it's a jobstopper.

[-] loffiz@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Hmmm wondering what would be an "adequate" motive there

[-] Thanatos931@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Inner bottom lip. Extremely painful, never turns out well, and dosn't last very long

[-] WhatASave@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing you were a young adult or older teenager during the scene days.

[-] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

I've seen a pic of some guy with a lady tattooed on his chest and belly with his belly button operating as a vagina, pretty fucking grim tbh

[-] thirstyhyena@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] freamon@endlesstalk.org 17 points 1 year ago

I watched a video from Gibi ASMR, who's getting tats all over her legs. For the one behind her knee, she spent time after with her leg in a splint, 'cos she was worried that bending her leg would affect the tattoo whilst it was healing.

[-] loffiz@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

That's interesting! Easy to miss out on the practical aspects.

[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

I would say your ballsac. Just the most tender vulnerable area.

[-] loffiz@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

I guess you would wax that guy as well? Or laser it?

[-] alphapuggle@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

Saw a TikTok where a guy got Waldo tatted on his taint

[-] WhatASave@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Okay that's hilarious though.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Right in the middle of the act... THERE HE IS!

[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] loffiz@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Kinda cool though, but yeah

[-] fing3r@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Saw a fly on a glans penis before.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago
[-] klemptor@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My doggo has tattoos - one in each ear. (She a retired racing greyhound.)

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Cool. Cool cool cool.

[-] loffiz@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

That is indeed awful, never heard of anyone tattooing animals!

[-] glue_snorter@lemmy.sdfeu.org 2 points 1 year ago

I found an article about artists practicing on pigs.

[-] glue_snorter@lemmy.sdfeu.org 7 points 1 year ago

On your toddler.

Because, say, you knew the other parent was about to get full custody.

Or just because you're really into Louis Vuitton.

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Wait, people do that?

[-] loffiz@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

There's room for creativity at least "HE IS MINE!! / MOM" "CALL 911 IF YOU SEE THIS CHILD"

also perhaps, a bit, depressing

[-] Tyr3al@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Your whole body actually

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