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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 277 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ever say "Fuck Nazis" and some fuck face goes "Of course you would make fun of conservatives you lib!".

Wonderful feeling.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 month ago

In my experience they never get it. It is fun to make fun of them. Once they reveal themselves, they become very predictable and even when called out as to how they will respond, they do it anyway like an npc.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 161 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Politically motivated assassinations"? Should we bring up the comparative list of politically-motivated extremist incidents in the US and see which side is enacting most of the violence?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Including the ones in Minnesota today?

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The Minnesota ones are particularly interesting. The Democrats had a one-seat advantage in both chambers of the Minnesota legislature. The assassin specifically targeted one Democratic member of each chamber. The Minnesota House is now tied, and the Senate will be tied until Hoffman is able to work or (or Minnesota allows it, I'm not sure) is about to designate someone to vote for him.

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[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"politically motivated assassinations?" like the two Democratic politicians who were just murdered yesterday in Minnesota?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no, that's like school shootings in the USA, part of their apolitical culture!

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 50 points 1 month ago

I like how it's "politically motivated assassinations" while graffiti on a Tesla is terrorism.

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 141 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah this happened once during the 2020 July protests in Serbia. As we walked, we passed a WW2 memorial and the guy leading the group took a moment to stop, comment on it and chant "death to fascism" a few times. Then out of the blue two guys started yelling "death to communism".

To be fair, "death to fascism, freedom to the people" is a communist slogan known by everyone from ex-Yugoslavia, but getting triggered by someone disavowing fascism right next to a statue that shows how fascists murdered civilians in raids in your own city is... worrying.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Weird how every anticommunism turns out to be fascism putting on a performance for libs.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For some reason there seems to be this idea that everything must either be fascist or communist or somewhere between. Like they don't believe in the existence of other political philosophies.

They're obsessed with the political spectrum being one-dimensional, it isn't.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the two genders

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[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The next chant should be "death to fascism, death to capitalism"

Fascism is a feature of capitalism, not a bug. We need to go back to the correct timeline. Socialism was the improvable system. Capitalism is social darwinism (read: a lie)

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not by accident, Serbia is like the MAGA lovin' south of Europe, complete with the ignorant meat-heads gargling Putin's balls.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sam's a real one. The whole group are, but of them all, Sam's the one I'd least want to go toe to toe with in an argument.

Dude's sharp as fuck.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Matt would be too nice to tear you to shreds in an argument. Many of the others probably just wouldn't engage. Sam enjoys conflict and uncomfortable situations.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 53 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Um, actually Wish is always cast at level 9.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I cast that wish at level 9" is a weird phrasing. So far as I know Wish is already level 9, so there's no other level to cast it at. Older editions had "limited wish" but I don't believe they had upcasting. It feels very "how do you do fellow children"

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's kinda "fellow kids" but also a lot people don't know the rules of the games they play.

This one's a fascist tho, so fuck them.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I cast that wish at level 9" I had to check the context to make sure that was a DnD thing and not some bizarre sovcit trend.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's also already a ninth level spell, so saying he'll cast it at level nine is meaningless and a failed attempt to establish nerd cred.

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

It's referring to a scene involving Sam Riegel in the first Critical Role campaign. He's basically establishing he's a 'fan', though also being a Nazi is weird af.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

these are so cringe lol. It sounds like it is coming from someone who once read something on the internet and pretends like he has been part of this since college

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All they ever do is “No, u…!”

Haven't had an original thought since 1936.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Hell yeah, Scanlan Shorthalt et al!

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 weeks ago

And I cast that wish at level 9

Well no duh. It's a level 9 spell. Can't cast it lower than that.

[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 19 points 1 month ago

This is one of my favorite parts of sitting out playing music by my "resist fascism" sign.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can't cast Wish @ level 9. Gotta be at least level 17. Git good newb

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 weeks ago

Blue checkmark checks out.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 15 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

Agree with antifascist stuff. Just nitpicking the fascist idiot's idiotic words: what the hell is an example of a non-politically-motivated assassination?? isn't every assassination politically motivated?

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Financially-motivated assassinations? Having someone killed before they can disown you?

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] FLP22012005@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] frenchfryenjoyer 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No self awareness lmfao I love it when people accidentally tell on themselves like this, is there a name for it?

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 11 points 1 month ago
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