Frenchy McPistols
Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France
But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dickchick or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
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I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad 😎
Asian Invasion.
Nia Nubia
cracker bongcloud
I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.
I'm white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.
Jose Frijoles Sanchez
François LaGrenouille
Whitey McCracker
Kimchi Chong
Wyatt Yankstrash
I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
I don’t get it
SIRona RYAN
Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!!”
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Or Amanda Richardson
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Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.
EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"
Write that down! Write that down!!
Johnny Canuck
Buddy Guy
nah first name would probably be Sori
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
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Paddy McCarbombing
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Ching Chong
i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
it's barely a variation on it, and also doesn't make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you'd like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it's still two family names.
but we already know through several examples that she doesn't give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it's most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn't have to tell her.
it's the same reason she didn't use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
i almost choked on my food reading this
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Tina Cracker.
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