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[–] Bysmuth@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 minutes ago

Reading these comments is bad for my health (╥﹏╥) What are the reasons for them to act this way? Seems sometimes they're just ignorant, other times definitely power tripping.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 2 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

You've got some weird teachers. My teachers were all pretty keen to nurture curiosity. When we'd just learned about combustion and how fire needs oxygen, I asked my teacher after the lesson about the sun and how it could be burning without oxygen, and she just explained nuclear fusion and what the sun actually was, and that the words "burning ball of gas" is a bit of a misnomer because that's not what's happening.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 46 minutes ago)

Why are you going to be learning negative numbers while you are 8? Edit: Reading the comments I see that your schools are pretty shit compared to my public school was way better (even when the building was on the verge of collapsing for like the whole time I was there)

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Maaaaaan, I've been holding this in for almost 3 decades and it's time to vent lol..

When I was in middle-school we were doing a quiz on space and the Earth and I recall the question: how long is a year?

I'd remember reading in my "Magic School Bus" book that a year is closer to ~365.25 (that's where we get the extra day in the leap years) and the class and teacher mocked me for not putting 365. I'm still salty about it!

Julian = 365.25 days

Gregorian = 365.2425 so you also loose a day every century but this is cancelled every 400 years.

[–] adaveinthelife@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I switched from a French immersion to an English school in grade 3, so pretty much coasted French class until one day we were doing some exercise where we would say our names. Friends name is Green and he read it out as Verde. The teacher was ecstatic, praising him for a job well done. Of course I knew this was incorrect that you don't translate proper names and kept trying to correct them. I argued so vehemently that I got suspended for the day. Still hate French to this day.

[–] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 minutes ago

It's a weird coincidence how ofter this happens with kids and French teachers. I know at least 3 other people who have been through similar stuff and it happened to me too and we've all been to different schools

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 points 19 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] adaveinthelife@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 minutes ago

Haha wow, learning Spanish now so it must be taking over

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Same here, elementary school. Teacher: "When water boils, it produces a lot of steam." Me: "One liter of water produces 1700 liters of steam under normal pressure conditions." Teacher: "Write down: When water boils, it produces a lot of steam.".

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

At the written maths finals in my country there's first a timebox where the teacher goes through all tasks to make sure that everyone understands what is asked. During that portion the headmaster is present and students are allowed to ask questions. After that the headmaster leaves and nobody is allowed to talk any more.

So the teacher shows us this one task, and it's a 3D geometry task. I look through it and notice that there's one angle missing. There's an infinite number of correct solutions with the given requirements. So I raise my hand and ask about that.

My teacher looks straight past me at the back wall of the classroom, completely stone faced and says "I am sure that the requirements are complete. They cannot be incomplete." I hold my tongue.

As soon as the headmaster leaves, my teacher all but runs up to my desk and asks me what he missed.

Turns out, I was right and he just put a random number on the chalkboard to be used as the missed requirement.

If he had admitted in front of the headmaster that the requirements were incomplete, then the whole maths finals would have to be postponed and redone.

The headmaster was testing the teacher, not the students.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My parents got called to school more than once because i was "disruptive" and kept doing things like wandering around class talking to people or not turning up after breaks. I was bored. My parents said, if I've done the work and it's all correct can't they give me something else to do? So they made me answer the same set of questions again once I finished them.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

thats how you promote and nurture aspiring gifted kids

[–] VisionScout@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 hour ago

This thread should be called "how kids get traumatized by school teachers causing them to hate school"

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago

Wisdom is knowing when to say "fuck it" to save yourself the pain.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 hours ago

No Child Allowed To Be Ahead

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world -2 points 2 hours ago

Still with the lame pokemon. Shit was lame then and is lame now.

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 20 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I had a similar experience with square roots, writing both the positive and negative answers. It's wild for a teacher to actively reject correct answers because "that's not what we learned today" (the negative answers, in my case).

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I am like not really well informed about this but wasn't the square root symbol thingy (√ <- this one) always set to give the positive root? And the power of 1/2 would give both the positive and negative?

Yes, it is positive, and power 1/2 is, too. Two solutions emerge from solving equations, even primitive ones, like x^2 = C.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 hours ago

That's bs and also reminds me of a joke about two mathematicians at a bar:

longish math joke

Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math.

The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the waitress. He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer one third x cubed.

She repeats "one thir -- dex cue"?

He repeats "one third x cubed".

She says, "one thir dex cuebd"?

Yes, that's right, he says. So she agrees, and goes off mumbling to herself, "one thir dex cuebd...".

The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point, that most people do know something about basic math. He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees. The second man calls over the waitress and asks "what is the integral of x squared?".

The waitress says "one third x cubed" and while walking away, turns back and says over her shoulder "plus a constant!"

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 8 hours ago

I'm pretty sure a currently 4yo nephew of mine will suffer some sort of bullshit like that in the coming years. Little bud is already able to read big numbers like 368 (also in english no less!) and full words despite the preschool not teaching either.

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 29 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

School nearly managed to kill my curiosity.

Nooo you can't learn about this physics stuff, you haven't learned the math yet.

Yes, that's a great question, hold it until next school year.

No, I can't explain that, it's not part of the subject matter.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, teachers should absolutely prioritize the kids that are a bit ahead over the majority of kids /s

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

In my school, the teachers would stop to listen to me retell complete sci-fi bullshit from the Discovery chanel.

They thought I was smart, because I liked watching that...haha...

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 hours ago

I had one really good high school science teacher. He pushed the school to start a class with the curriculum of "what do y'all wanna learn." I have never cared more about learning than trying to wrap my head around special relativity and the constant speed of light, or building rube goldbergs on the lab tables in the back. Imagine: kids want to enjoy learning! Fucking WOW! (little bit of spite there at the end)

Sounds like you had lame ah teachers. Some of my would take the time to explain relevant future concepts

[–] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

One day I'm going to frame a coloured drawing I still have from year one. The following event is also still ingrained in my mind: We had to colour in a picture with several animals, one of which was a small spotted reptile in a puddle of water. Clearly a salamander.

The teacher crossed it out in red pen and screamed that I am old enough to know lizards are green and there is no such thing as a black and yellow animal on this earth.

[–] Penny7@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I know this is about reptiles and amphibians, but uh...bees, wasps, and hornets would like to meet this teacher and have a...pointed...conversation with them before the spotted salamander walks all over the afflicted areas.

[–] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure she didn't consider those to be animals, only "bugs"

[–] Bysmuth@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

What about tigers? Also some cats. Rhetorical question btw, i'm sure you tried to argue something similar at that point. I think the stories on these comments are making me angry

[–] deadbeef@lemmy.nz 29 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Had a similar experience in what I think must have been my second year of primary school.

I was asked to go through a math problem that was written out, something like "4 + 7 = ?".

I said "Four plus seven equals eleven".

The teacher said that was wrong and said "Four add seven is eleven".

I'm like, what is the difference? She says, we aren't onto "plus" and "equals" yet

Six year old me spent an unreasonable amount of time trying to figure out how their was some difference between plus and add. She just could have said "they are the same, but please use these words to describe them in our lessons".

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

The other children are not familiar with that concept yet. Saying that will confuse them!

They have to be taught step by step.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 67 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

That's just bad teaching. If you're not allowed to use negatives then the teacher shouldn't be asking questions where negatives are the answer. 20-25 is NOT equal to zero whether you've learnt negatives or not.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Did I write this fucking greentext and then forgot or something, because this exact same thing happened to me, except they took my yugioh cards, not pokemon csrds

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

If I didn't learn to shut the fuck up and keep my head down, it would have happened to me, too.

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