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[โ€“] Ledivin@lemmy.world 152 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] Lexam@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.

[โ€“] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 100 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (20 children)

Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta

People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break

[โ€“] bestagon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Iโ€™d probably guess the Italians

[โ€“] Mok98@feddit.it 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast

[โ€“] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT

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[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dad. He drinks coffee with everything, including his coffee.

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[โ€“] WereCat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw

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[โ€“] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Doesn't say how much liquid was in it, if there even was any.

[โ€“] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.

Pro move but it can be done

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[โ€“] Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (15 children)
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[โ€“] Lexam@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.

I've only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.

[โ€“] 474D@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I have stabbed no one because I'm not insane. Different strokes I guess

[โ€“] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] Lexam@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.

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[โ€“] twice_hatch@midwest.social 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a brief coworker

COWER BRIEF MORTALS

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[โ€“] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man's luncheon. I believe it.

[โ€“] Honytawk@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago

Don't fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.

[โ€“] Part4@infosec.pub 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?

[โ€“] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[โ€“] Matty_r@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago

Reheated maccas is absolutely foul

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[โ€“] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.

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