and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped ๐
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No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.
Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
Iโd probably guess the Italians
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
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An adhd-haver whoโs on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
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Me, 5 minutes ago. What's so special about pasta and coffee combo?
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
I'd actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
Pro move but it can be done
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is this real
Yes it's taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
I love ๐ฌ that we're now at the point where "is this real?" is ambiguous between:
- did the story factually occur in our shared reality?
- was this story actually posted to 4chan?
- did a human even make this image?
And at this juncture with the common addition of "chat, is this real?" we can further add:
- does the audience exist?
- does the person sharing the image exist?
- do I exist?
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I mean, it's usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren't real.
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I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
I have stabbed no one because I'm not insane. Different strokes I guess
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support matters.
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If it's on or near my plate I'm gonna try and eat it. It's called finger food for a reason.
Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you're going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they're also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they're much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
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That definitely happened
Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man's luncheon. I believe it.
Don't fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.
Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?
Smashburger
Rolled a nat 20 on intimidation.
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