I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.
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Wake me up when Septempril ends
Like my father's come and past, 1900 years has gone so fast!
Sounds like a medicine I shouldn't take before asking my doctor if it's right for me.
Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!
My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...
Novemugust is what I’ve been feeling since last November.
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j'october
Tu as october
Il elle on a october
october
j'octobe
tu octobes
il/elle/on octobe
nous octobons
vous octobez
ils/elles octobent
Managust, the manliest of months.
This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?
That’s just adding salt to the would
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Decay is my favourite month
"Lousy Smarch Weather"
'Do Not Touch -Willie'
"Hey, good advice!"
Genuine Question:
if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?
- "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
- "uar" is good for jan/febr
I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that
hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.
Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?
Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)
R-code
library(ngram)
tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
"april", "may", "june", "july",
"august", "september", "october",
"november", "december")
zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
})
res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
res[res > 1]
This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:
ary uar uary emb embe ember mbe mber ber
2 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 4
As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"
Using this I propose the following graph
Mermaid
stateDiagram
direction LR
sept --> em
nov --> em
dec --> em
em --> ber
oc --> to
to --> ber
feb --> uar
uar --> y
jan --> uar
ju --> ne
ju --> l
l --> y
ma --> r
ma --> y
r --> ch
a --> p
p --> r
r --> il
a --> u
u --> gust
Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.
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My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...
Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.
at least no bot will solve this
I was born in _arch, btw.
I, too, was born in Septulyber.
I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.
My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.
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Febroctobus
Hmm. A bit redundant.
[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]
Shoulda just been [ ul ].
12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review
I love the month of Jay
For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.
Best CAPTCHA ever!
y
a
m
They should have included an option for BC and AD.
Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?
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Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.
At least that's what my grandma would say.
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