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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 57 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (10 children)

Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".

What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!

That product? The one named Liquid Death?

Do you want to know what it was?It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water

This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!

[–] alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 6 days ago (2 children)

IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol

[–] frog@feddit.uk 13 points 6 days ago (7 children)

"Only in America" meaning the United States or the Americas or just North America?

I'm asking because there is a city in Mexico that drinks more Coca-Cola than water.

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[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 35 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Liquid Death isn't bottled, it's canned. They're whole gimmick is "death to plastic" which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.

Still, it's a great product. They've eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

My bad, I'm just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed 👍

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[–] glups@piefed.social 19 points 6 days ago (4 children)

No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.

They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Dead Billionaire*

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[–] the_beber@feddit.org 14 points 6 days ago

Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It says right on the package.

High Vitamin D

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Between that and the "100% Grass" half-and-half next to it...I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?

[–] Iapetus@slrpnk.net 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

yes, as we've done for thousands of years.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

They milked the bulls for this...

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 days ago

PLEASE DRINK ME

She nasty. I like it

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn't even realize I had

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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Calling udders "breasts" is pretty weird bro.

I like to call them "long nipples".

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer "mammary milk" to be technically correct?

Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

...you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.

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[–] DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 13 points 6 days ago

That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.

[–] oo1 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I want to know what name came in second.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

"Daddy's Milk"

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, it's got lots of vitamin D.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't seem to be getting my daily recommended dose. Where does one get a supply?

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's milk, but from bulls instead of cows.

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

69 calories per cup...

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don't imagine it)

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌

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