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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 173 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Pre-smartphone was a very different time.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 104 points 1 week ago (7 children)

There were literally phone numbers you could call and someone at a library would look up the answer to your question. In like, a day or so. And call you back with the info.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I want this job so bad. Do you know how much I know but never get asked about! I have to inflict it apon people to get it out ofy system.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Pfft, I bet you can't even tell me one interesting thing about minerals

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does Bronze count as a mineral for these purposes? If so did you know that the earliest form of bronze was arsenical and that large amount of copper deposits used during the copper and bronze age were contaminated by arsenic. This is probably what resulted in early blacksmiths being shamans, because they poisoned themselves while making their tools and went crazy.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll allow it, because A. interesting. and B. I can use my preplanned response:

Can the trap be a glacier? I want future archeologists to dissect my corpse much like how Ötzi who was probably a metal shaman based off of his tools and how far travelled he was. Though he was most likely a very early example, also he was most likely murdered.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting exception: in North America around the Great Lakes, pure native copper was widely available at the surface due to the ice sheets exposing underground deposits when they advanced/retreated.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

The Great lakes copper complex also used cold forging which avoids the issues of vaporization. Can't have your brain melted by vaporized materials if you never melt it down or cast it, though thats only possible due to the relative purity of the more veins.

Also the Great lakes copper complex most likely kicked off due to the collapse of trade routes making getting good quality stone for tools a right pain in the ass.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought mercury was more likely for causing those "issues."

While that may have been an issue for some the sheer amount of arsenic bronze artifacts kinda points in the direction of it being the arsenic. Mercury was more of an issue for later cultures who used it for makeup or other sundries, or alchemists and Medicare but they played around with questionable materials all the time.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

They're rocks, Marie!

... Wait, that's not right.

Yeah, I bet their apple knowledge isn't up to snuff either.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Here's a cross-over mineral and biology:

Teeth are not bone. They are made of a variety of the mineral apatite called hydroxyapatite (fluoride treatment converts some of it into fluorapatite, which has stronger chemical bonds).

Further, apatite is a homophone for appetite but they come from completely different root words.

[–] alcibiades@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

New York Public Library! [video]

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have a friend who works for a library. They still offer this service. I don't think anyone under the age of 70 has used it in some time.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We texted Chacha (242242) when I was in high school. It just sent the question to some dude on their computer who looked up the answer and texted you back. I still have no idea how they made money.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

I still have no idea how they made money.

That's the neat part, they didn't.

They wanted to pivot to ads, or paid subscriptions, but neither revenue stream really materialized for them.

Google had a text to search service, too, that didn't make money, but turned out to be pretty valuable user data for developing smarter semantic search.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

That would have been such a fun job to have

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

But what if the game show only gives me 30 seconds

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Kinda live on too

Your local library will help or (US, national)

Library of Congress: ask.loc.gov

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

There used to be an address at some university and you could mail them photographs of insects and they would tell you what those insects were.

Usually it would turn out to be a beetle of some kind.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really wonder what the other people thought, that they just landed on the core of their body? I suppose they could defecate while in flight, but man that would be a drag.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Probably comes from the old tale that hummingbirds never stop flapping their wings or they die so why would they need feet?

Hummingbirds, the real Speed and Crank stars.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hummingbirds never stop flapping their wings or they die

Same with sharks

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, I never knew sharks had wings.

/s

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

How can you be sure are you a sharkologist?

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[–] BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apparently as many dumbasses around back then as now.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is a widespread idea that people from the past were dumb due to a lack of information, the age of smartphones and free access to information has made it clear that a lack of information was never the issue, we are just really fucking stupid animals.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, yeah, but also we made machines to feed us interesting things and it turns out we really like to be mad for some reason (justified or otherwise) and we'll share things to make others mad too. Throw in a profit motive, economic woes due to said profit motive, and it's over.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Part of our animal nature is to be tribalistic, and we don't often get a lot of that in our daily lives so that people find ways to feed that need. Tribalism involves violent intent about outgroups that don't conform to our "tribe" (read: pack).

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Again, stupid fucking animals.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You would NOT believe-… ok honestly everybody reading this already knows.

But there are SO many people that will offer confident unprompted incorrect advice on so many subjects while they have the sum of human knowledge in their pocket. Or they will ask some dummy for the answer while having that same access.

And the best part is that many of them use their literal human knowledgebase portal to send the wrong information!

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[–] sewer_socialist@midwest.social 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the opposite outcome of one of my friends advisors. We went to the Roswell UFO museum as a lark. And one of the info panels said "this is potential alien metal panels, analyzed by a scientist, Dr. So and So" and we told the professor, who got really angry. "I said that I would look at what they had and it was all flattened pieces of beer cans, I told them not to associate me with this nonsense!"

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you're saying he did analyze the metals, and that he couldn't conclusively prove that they weren't alien metal?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This whole "it's comprised of an unknown element" thing that sci-fi likes to do is ridiculous in and of itself.

If aliens did turn up on Earth their starships would be constructed out of known materials, sure it might be some exotic alloy, or other engineered metamaterial, but we definitely understand what it was.

There's no such thing as alien atoms. Iron is iron.

[–] pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the most crazy thing we could potentially encounter atomically (that we theorize about but haven't seen) is material from the possible "Island of stability" that could be (much) farther along in the periodic table from things we've created.

For the uninformed, the island of stability is a range on the periodic table with atomic numbers in the ~170's (currently the element with the highest atomic number - how many protons in the nucleus - that humans have synthesized is Oganesson, with an atomic number of 118) where it is believed that nuclei will remain (more?) stable, rather than breaking down in microseconds after we slam other elements into each other with devices such as the Large Hadron Collider.

There are SO many challenges with even getting to 118. Getting higher than that is theoretically possible but so far we haven't worked it out. A super advanced civilization might have the means and/or dedicated the resources, and be the beneficiary of whatever properties exist in the advanced/exotic matter that we know nothing about.

That being said, we would still be able to analyze the materials and understand what we're looking at, even if our WTF meters are breaking from the overload because we don't know how they managed to achieve it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_of_stability

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm still not convinced alien technologies would be totally incomprehensible to us. Some of it obviously will, but their tech will still adhere to basic fundamentals like levers, inclined planes, and wheels -- as well as fundamental forces like electromagnetism, kinetic energy, and pressure.

When you need to fasten two parts of machinery together, there are a limited number of efficient ways to do it. I fully expect bolts, nuts, and washers to be a universal technology. Same with focusing radiation; there are not many substitutes for lenses, mirrors, and lasers. When you need to move something around in gravity well, you're always going to need a wheel. If something needs to rotate, there aren't many substitutes for a rotor, stator, copper windings, and electricity. Gears, chains, and belts work just fine for transferring that rotational energy. Nobody is gonna go looking for exotic forces to perform tasks that can be far more easily accomplished conventionally.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Not wheels. When your technology is sufficiently advanced you un-invent the wheel and just hover everywhere.

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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I imagine everyone in the bar silent while he's on the phone, leaning forward, waiting to hear the answer.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

my advisor: …yes

Girl stacking cups in the background: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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I have to wonder how much money was made, and what happened to the poor fool who bet against this.

[–] IamtheMorgz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh wow, to be jump scared by the Destiel fanfic writer I'm obsessed with (the stories not the person lol) in the wild.

Northern Sparrow is an amazing writer and talks often about bird physiology in her fics!

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

well yeh it's fiction. because birds aren't real.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

!justguysbeingdudes@lemmy.world

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just goes to show this place is only one half step up from reddit.

This ancient repost keeps getting upvotes no matter how many times it comes up.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It may be ancient but has it stopped being good?

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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I have two trainees and when they come to me with complex questions they’ve clearly thought out and debated it makes me so happy.

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