there will be a time when i don't see ffmpeg as ffmpreg but that day will be never
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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Do you have an example, for science?
Giant "You are leaving the straight section to enter the peg section. Are you sure?" pop up.
Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?
A man of class and style, I see.
The elusive Chocolate Starfish.
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My ass read this as mpreg for a second
FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3
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Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.
Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don't have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.
And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn't a bird 😁
I have no studies at hand but I'd bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.
Good thing that kinky images grow more arousing as you go downwards
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!ffmpeg@lemmy.world
!ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.com
One of them is not like the other
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Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else
in some states and I guess the UK it is.
and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wrong ~~half~~ most the time.
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I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...
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