Winter hot tubbing is the best.

envious tropical noises

I am a hot weather enjoyer, I like it because I can use flipflops and have cold drinks, and I hate how people who live in the desert (like me) have the guts to say "holy f_ck, what a hot weather we have, huh". Dude, you live in a fucking oven, and it's turned on, it's like say that the water does get things wet.

I genuinely feel like people who say they love 85+ degree (F) weather belong in an institution. I have met some of these people.

How do you know someone prefers Winter over Summer? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Hate Summer because heat

Hate Winter because cold and depressing ( IDGAF about people moaning that heat is depressing, in Winter everything is depressing since snow went extinct )

Gimmie warm late Spring all the day tho. Maybe with water warm like at the end of summer. Perfect mix.

Winter is better because you can always add more layers.

You can only remove so many in the summer before the police get called.

Summer better because it's not depressing

Nah fuck that winter sucks ever since global warming took all our snow and left us with rain.

Winter because I can wear oversized hoodies and hide from the world :3

Winter enjoyer is wrong because it's not pitch black at 4pm.

here i am in the tropics

same temperature and length of day year round

only thing that changes is rainfall

I just want to wear more than a t-shirt. Ima go hide in the mountains until this whole "summer" thing blows over.

I'm from Oklahoma. Let me give you an overview of our seasons, beginning with

Spring: Starts mild, ends warm. Thunderstorms, hail, tornadoes, and flooding are the main stories here.

Summer: Hot and muggy throughout. No clouds, rain, wind, relief. All you can do is make your clothes wet. Sometimes, I just point a leaf blower up my shirt. And at my testicles. I take cold showers all summer. It's about the only way I can cool down enough to get some sleep.

Autumn: It's like spring, but in reverse. Thunderstorms and tornadoes do happen, but rarely are they strong.

And finally - Winter: Nothing happens in a typical winter. It might snow a couple times in Central OK. And that's really it. Once or twice every decade, we might get a historic winter storm. But most years are super uneventful and mild. It freezes most nights in deep winter, but only just.

In short, all four seasons are trying to kill you, but winter isn't trying that hard. Spring and autumn are briefly nice. The average temperature might be 72, but what's being left out is that it could be 91 on Monday, 49 on Wednesday, and 87 on Saturday. Or it could be between 65 and 75 all week. You never truly know until you get there.

At least it's not, say, Iowa. I know for a fact their summers are almost as hot as ours, but their winters are waaaaaayyyyy colder.

I've tried to tell my wife many times that it is just as hot and humid here as it is where she's from in Mississippi. Dew point is dew point, no matter where you are. It's just that the humidity here goes away sooner and stays away for longer. And we don't typically get tornadoes on Thanksgiving or Christmas. The southeast definitely does.

Anyway, we vacationed in Seattle last September, and - cost of living be damned - now I want to live there. If not for the weather, then at least for the seafood. But I love my nieces and nephews too much to be that far from them.