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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

Guys I found shocking info.

His professor asked the students to transfer the assignments through the internet. OMG THIS WOKENESS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! 😡😡😡

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I hope all trans Uber drivers call themselves The Trans-porter.

[–] greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My ex-cousin's brother's uncle heard he listens to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Christmas

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago

I mean, they are hugely pop popular in Utah, so almost certain he went. He probably didn't even need a trans-lation

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

🤘🤘🤘

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

He drove a Trans-Am

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He grew up watching trans-formers

[–] stray@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

If this isn't indoctrination I don't know what is.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Hey! I loved the go-bots!

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

According to Fox News he loved fat trans.

[–] bdot@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

his phone was a trans-ceiver

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I mean... technically

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago

This narrative is trans-parent

[–] TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

He once drove on the Trans-Canada highway

[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

I heard he recently made a trans-action at the store.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 21 points 1 week ago

His favourite vampire lived in Trans-ylvania

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

He used to play with his grandpas trans set

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BREAKING - A receipt from Midas was found in Tyler Robinson's glove box with a hand written note about some kind of Trans Mission. More on this important story as it develops.

[–] nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org 4 points 1 week ago

@psycho_driver
Midas? Is that related to some kind of Trans Port?
@bgainor

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Every time I have a trans uber driver I either lose my oenis or get a new one. It's gotta stop.

[–] stray@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

snap-on, snap-off

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Its crazy what people leave behind on those things.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This family took trans-atlantic flights I hear.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

1,000% pinko commie socialist libtard!

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

BREAKING - A private investigator hired by JD Vance has uncovered evidence that Tyler Robinson very likely encountered a trans person on multiple occasions while playing online video games. More on this important story as it develops.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

he was on a trans-ATLANTIC flight before. he used to work with trans-genic mice.