I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?
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Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.
He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.
He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.
Both he and Trump look like they just shat themselves but have different reactions to it. Kash is panic mode while Trump is putting every atom of his being into not thinking about it and failing to do that so he hates everyone because they might find out.
I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.
believe it or not, that was the best one
I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy
No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol
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WTF.. that's not Blue Steel, it's LaTigra. mislabeled.
The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.
Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.
We all knew this was coming.
L-to-R, T-to-B
- Lithium Plastic
- Cocaine Laminate
- Methamphetimes Linoleum
- Peyote Fieldspar
Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:
You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.
I saw the thorn at the end, then realized I read the entire message effortlessly and thought I was getting better at reading these comments. Then I read yours.
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Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.
Birds of a feather and all.
More an "opposites attract" type deal.
You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror
He looks like he's putting on a suit for the first time to try and look respectable for his domestic abuse court date.
When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face
define bahenchod (बहनचोद):
that asshole in the bottom right.
Holy shit, I am so glad I looked that up!
If my memory serves right, it's literally sister pussy
(Someone quick correct me)
Incestuous
What a top notch insult.
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I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.
I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.
guy on the top right is a walking time bomb
Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.
They're all trying to steal this look:
this ragtag bunch of losers may look constipated and weak but they're gonna save the world from another pinch!
Zoolander, too, could only turn right.
Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit
The Dreamworks' face.
Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath
I want to punch top right.
That lady on the top left, is she single?
Recently became so!
I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.
That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.
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