I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?
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Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.
He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.
He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.
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I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.
believe it or not, that was the best one
I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy
No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol
Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.
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The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.
Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.
L-to-R, T-to-B
- Lithium Plastic
- Cocaine Laminate
- Methamphetimes Linoleum
- Peyote Fieldspar
Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:
You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.
I saw the thorn at the end, then realized I read the entire message effortlessly and thought I was getting better at reading these comments. Then I read yours.
Don't queer his recovery.
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We all knew this was coming.
Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.
Birds of a feather and all.
More an "opposites attract" type deal.
You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror
He looks like he's putting on a suit for the first time to try and look respectable for his domestic abuse court date.
I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.
WTF.. that's not Blue Steel, it's LaTigra. mislabeled.
define bahenchod (बहनचोद):
that asshole in the bottom right.
Holy shit, I am so glad I looked that up!
Incestuous
If my memory serves right, it's literally sister pussy
(Someone quick correct me)
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guy on the top right is a walking time bomb
Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.
They're all trying to steal this look:
I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.
Zoolander, too, could only turn right.
this ragtag bunch of losers may look constipated and weak but they're gonna save the world from another pinch!
Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit
Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath
When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face
I want to punch top right.
That lady on the top left, is she single?
Recently became so!
I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.
The DreamWorks face was a choice.
Just like you would take clown-Gacey seriously.
The Dreamworks' face.
That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.
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