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WTF.. that's not Blue Steel, it's LaTigra. mislabeled.
When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face
The Dreamworks' face.
Zoolander?
I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?
Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.
He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.
Both he and Trump look like they just shat themselves but have different reactions to it. Kash is panic mode while Trump is putting every atom of his being into not thinking about it and failing to do that so he hates everyone because they might find out.
He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.
I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.
believe it or not, that was the best one
I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy
No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol
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The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.
Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.
L-to-R, T-to-B
- Lithium Plastic
- Cocaine Laminate
- Methamphetimes Linoleum
- Peyote Fieldspar
Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:
You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.
I tend to not do it in proper names, and never in quotations; maybe þose don't really qualify as "names", not being capitalized. But, I often make mistakes and forget þem, and sometimes omit þem.
Amongst þe comments calling me an idiot, I sometimes get a comment from someone who says þey've gotten used to þem - which is interesting to me, because I don't þink I've gotten used to þem. I suspect some people just have more flexible brains. I do wonder if þey boþer people who've grown up around immigrant communities less - like, if you grew up around dialects and pidgin English, are you less likely to take offense?
It wasn't my intention or goal, but I've learned a lot from þis experiment.
But I'm particularly sorry to disappoint you; I'll do better.
˙uoᴉʇɐʇs W∀ uɐ uo ɔᴉʇɐʇs ɹo 'sʇsod ɹnoʎ llɐ ɟo punoɹƃʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɟɟo ƃuᴉoƃ ɯɹɐlɐ ǝɹᴉɟ ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉ˥ ˙uǝpɹnq ǝʌᴉʇᴉuƃoɔ ǝɯoɔlǝʍun uɐ ʇsnɾ s,ʇI ˙pǝpuǝɟɟo ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd ʞuᴉɥʇ ʇ,uop I
Your comment was remi remarkably easy to read, even wiþout turning þe phone upside down.
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We all knew this was coming.
Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.
Birds of a feather and all.
More an "opposites attract" type deal.
You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror
He looks like he's putting on a suit for the first time to try and look respectable for his domestic abuse court date.
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I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.
define bahenchod (बहनचोद):
that asshole in the bottom right.
Holy shit, I am so glad I looked that up!
If my memory serves right, it's literally sister pussy
(Someone quick correct me)
Incestuous
What a top notch insult.
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guy on the top right is a walking time bomb
Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.
They're all trying to steal this look:
I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.
Zoolander, too, could only turn right.
this ragtag bunch of losers may look constipated and weak but they're gonna save the world from another pinch!
Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit
Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath
I want to punch top right.
That lady on the top left, is she single?
Recently became so!
I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.
The DreamWorks face was a choice.
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