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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

WTF.. that's not Blue Steel, it's LaTigra. mislabeled.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer 9 points 6 days ago

When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face

[–] SoyTDI@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

The Dreamworks' face.

[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Both he and Trump look like they just shat themselves but have different reactions to it. Kash is panic mode while Trump is putting every atom of his being into not thinking about it and failing to do that so he hates everyone because they might find out.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.

[–] Varying9125@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

believe it or not, that was the best one

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy

No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

L-to-R, T-to-B

  1. Lithium Plastic
  2. Cocaine Laminate
  3. Methamphetimes Linoleum
  4. Peyote Fieldspar

Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I tend to not do it in proper names, and never in quotations; maybe þose don't really qualify as "names", not being capitalized. But, I often make mistakes and forget þem, and sometimes omit þem.

Amongst þe comments calling me an idiot, I sometimes get a comment from someone who says þey've gotten used to þem - which is interesting to me, because I don't þink I've gotten used to þem. I suspect some people just have more flexible brains. I do wonder if þey boþer people who've grown up around immigrant communities less - like, if you grew up around dialects and pidgin English, are you less likely to take offense?

It wasn't my intention or goal, but I've learned a lot from þis experiment.

But I'm particularly sorry to disappoint you; I'll do better.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

˙uoᴉʇɐʇs W∀ uɐ uo ɔᴉʇɐʇs ɹo 'sʇsod ɹnoʎ llɐ ɟo punoɹƃʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɟɟo ƃuᴉoƃ ɯɹɐlɐ ǝɹᴉɟ ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉ˥ ˙uǝpɹnq ǝʌᴉʇᴉuƃoɔ ǝɯoɔlǝʍun uɐ ʇsnɾ s,ʇI ˙pǝpuǝɟɟo ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd ʞuᴉɥʇ ʇ,uop I

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Your comment was remi remarkably easy to read, even wiþout turning þe phone upside down.

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[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 38 points 1 week ago

We all knew this was coming.

All conservatives are terrorists

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Birds of a feather and all.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

More an "opposites attract" type deal.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror

[–] etherphon@midwest.social 14 points 1 week ago

He looks like he's putting on a suit for the first time to try and look respectable for his domestic abuse court date.

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 26 points 1 week ago

I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.

[–] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

define bahenchod (बहनचोद):

that asshole in the bottom right.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Holy shit, I am so glad I looked that up!

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 6 days ago

If my memory serves right, it's literally sister pussy

(Someone quick correct me)

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

What a top notch insult.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

guy on the top right is a walking time bomb

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 1 week ago

They're all trying to steal this look:

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

Zoolander, too, could only turn right.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

this ragtag bunch of losers may look constipated and weak but they're gonna save the world from another pinch!

Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like he shit his pants seconds before the picture was taken

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

I want to punch top right.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That lady on the top left, is she single?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Recently became so!

[–] july@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.

The DreamWorks face was a choice.

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