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[-] stinerman@midwest.social 149 points 11 months ago

Back when I worked at Burger King in high school, there was me and a stoner running the late shift. I'm running the drive through and the guy wants a Whopper, plain but heavy, heavy, heavy, [...], heavy, heavy pickles. I push the "heavy pickles" button about 7 times. He probably said it 15-20. The stoner starts giggling and says "I'LL GIVE THIS FUCKER JUST WHAT HE ASKED FOR." He proceeds to put, easily, 100 pickle slices on the sandwich. At this point it's a pickle burger with a little meat. It goes out the window and we go about our day.

Manager gets a call about 15 minutes later. Guy calls in and asks to talk to the person who made his sandwich. Manager says "sigh, what did he do this time?" Guy says he's been eating at Burger King for 15 years and this was the first person to make his Whopper the way he wanted.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

I struggle with spices. I make it clear at every Indian/Thai places that they should pretend I am from their country in terms of spice levels. That they literally can not make it to spicy even if they tried. That I want them to gag and cough and cry just being in the same room as my food. And yet all of them fail me.

[-] na_th_an@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

At Thai places ask for "pet mak mak"

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Try Tibetan. It's a kind of spicy I've never experienced before or since. I'm not a huge spiciness fan, but it's totally different from the spiciness of Indian or Thai food, the spiciness of Mexican food or even the spiciness of horseradish. I do know that I took a Mexican friend to a Tibetan restaurant and he bravely ordered the hottest level of spiciness and said he totally regretted it.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

At Beeeee-kay. Have it your way.

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[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

The only place that ever puts as many pickles as I want on my burgers is Harvey's.

As you described, it's a pickle burger with meat.

You would have made my fucking day, month, year with that burger.

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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 127 points 11 months ago

Just give me all the ~~bacon and eggs~~ olives you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of ~~bacon and eggs~~ olives." What I said was, "Give me all the ~~bacon and eggs~~ olives you have". Do you understand?

[-] farcaster@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago

Got any fried chicken?

Best damn chicken in the state.

Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke.

You want chicken wings or chicken legs?

Four fried chickens. And a Coke.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 19 points 11 months ago

I'll have dry white toast.

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

How much for the women and children? Sell them to me.

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[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 109 points 11 months ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago

My favorite kind

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Feliz compliance

[-] yenahmik@lemmy.world 87 points 11 months ago

As a fellow olive lover, this looks delicious!

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

❤️Olive You ❤️

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Yeah it does. I ordered pineapple and olive this weekend and they gave me like, 6 olives on the whole thing, so I'm very jealous.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

Oof. That sucks. I'm so sorry about your pineapple pizza.

.... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago

I hate olives, but this is beautiful

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[-] effward@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

As an olive hater and tomato sauce purist:

that's not even a pizza anymore.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 34 points 11 months ago

well it's called a white pie so i guess it never was

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 40 points 11 months ago
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[-] neonred@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

That's actually pretty sweet.

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 11 months ago

Our olives will blot out the sun!

[-] airman@infosec.pub 23 points 11 months ago

Then we will eat in the shade 😌

[-] rustyriffs@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

That actually looks really tasty. Lol

I love it that there's a container with some extra olives too (i'm assuming)

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

I went to Olive Garden restaurant once with a friend of mine, and during dinner he made the claim that Olive Garden consumes 20% of the world's black olive supply. I couldn't convince him of how ludicrous this was even despite pointing out the measly two slices of black olive in our shared salad bowl.

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[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

in what country do pizzas cost $30? edit: damn your pizzas are either huge or expensive, here in finland a standard pizza costs about 12€ and with 25€ you get heavenly pizza made with the best ingredients baked in a wood fired oven. And i thought food here was expensive

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

The same place where you can get that many olives on a pizza without paying extra, I guess.

[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

Vegan Cheese expensive AF.

[-] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's like standard price in many parts of the us for a large/XL real pizza, not like pizza hut :(

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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 9 points 11 months ago

I live in nyc. You can get large plain pie for $18 from most places. Toppings are usually about $4 each.

But there are expensive places. At work we ordered some pies for an in-office event last week. The guy picked a fancy place where all the pies were at least $30.

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[-] SCBenny2k@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

I love black olives on my pizza. I'd eat the hell out of this!

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[-] dani@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

This looks delicious!

[-] calypsopub@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Things like this restore my faith in humanity.

[-] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago
[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Eh pizza from these types of restaurants already isn't that healthy to begin with and your body can more than tank the effects of an occasional special treat like this.

Just remember to drink a lot of water.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 11 months ago

Olivem. Olivem all. 🥹

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Delicious compliance. Also happy birthday if this is you

[-] atyaz@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago

Is that what I need to say to get enough black olives, they always add like 2 to each slice

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[-] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 10 points 11 months ago

It's a strange thing for a person to love that much, but it'd also very sweet.

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