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[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 74 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, because if there is one thing trans people are known for, it's becoming randomly undressed in inappropriate situations.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 30 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hell we're terrified to undress in locker rooms because of the high rate of violence against us. Even post-op.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 12 points 20 hours ago
[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 75 points 22 hours ago

Every accusation is a confession.

Its always projection.

They hate you and they want you dead.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 19 points 18 hours ago

These people think about people having sex with children too much.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 64 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

She certainly has a vivid and disturbingly kinky imagination when it comes to the presumed behavior of trans kids. Maybe she should see a professional for help with her frankly unsettling delusions. And proclivity for inappropriate exhibitionism and poor impulse control.

No bit see my kinks are fine it just feels so good to explain how sick and gross you are by doing what I'm accusing y-ohgodyes-ou of.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm kinda scared to think what she gets off to lol

[–] SanctimoniousApe 5 points 18 hours ago

Don't be. They are the party for whom denial of the truth is a required modus operandi. That includes self-denial.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 51 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

I'm a dude, and I don't think I saw a single other dude's dick through all of high school.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 38 points 21 hours ago

It sounds like you didn't even try!

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

You didn't? I inadvertently saw so many dicks in school. It was just normalised and nobody cared. The lads locker room was like a nudist beach after 15 or so. We just went about our business.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, even in sports, it wasn't a thing. It wasn't till college/the army that a hurricane of unwanted dicks graced my eyes. And I'm not just talking showers.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

So many dicks... 🥺

[–] RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago

We used to go to a family gym growing up and the amount of old white guys walking around with their dicks dangling in the locker room was always weird.

But you saw a bu!ch of women's dicks didn't you! Because of...

Sorry I'm not sure how that scenario was supposed to work.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 18 hours ago

They'll just claim you blocked the memory because it was so "horrifying."

🙄

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago

Just because you have a right to speak doesn't mean you have a right to be listened to. Psychos all the way up

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

MILF-Striptease at a school board meeting? I seriously hope they have burning indecency laws there ;-)

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 14 points 21 hours ago

Hey lady! You know what really makes people uncomfortable? Fucking nazis.

[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 21 hours ago

And then she stopped by her favorite glory hole on the way home.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

"Everyone but me is crazy bonkers go nuts!"

[–] Una@europe.pub 10 points 21 hours ago

I can't undress if someone in my family is in the same room, and I either wait for them to leave or I go to different room and hide, like wtf is she talking about. Like my whole childhood I wore shorts bellow sweatpants and wore 2 shirts the day we have PE just so I don't have to be naked in front of other people, I believe this might be similar experience of others

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's really sad seeing republicans explain why they are so against transgender people. They go after the craziest things and i just want them to be honest and say "we just don't like them."

Stop saying its because it's against the bible, that is not true and that's an excuse. Stop saying it's because "they" are converting children in school without permission. This has NEVER happened, this is a lie Stop saying it's because you don't want nudity in your community. Trans people don't just strip, that is another lie. Stop saying it's because "it's unnatural" while you take your medications, get your botox, and etc.

All propaganda and lies to vilify a group of people you don't agree with that cause ZERO harm to you have NEVER affect your daily life.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 19 hours ago

Some people need an out-group to hate. That's it. Everything else is a justification for the good chemical feels they get for subjugating the outsiders.

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Hate speech is not protected. Leave the trans folks alone!