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Can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait until the bullied nerd learns to hack that system and sends the armed drones to exterminate the jocks.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

That could never happen. The manufacturer assured parents their proprietary software is unhackable.

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

theres some gnarly drones. like explosive drones that travel in groups of hundreds. theres nothing you can do when a sea of drones come at you endlessly.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm trying to imagine something like this getting installed in my old school in the UK, and it's so bizarre and totally removed from my reality growing up that I can't even picture it.

The whole concept of a robot armed with a lethal weapon just sitting there in my classroom each and every day, waiting for someone in a remote control centre to decide that someone in the room should be killed? I think that would traumatize me a little even if there never was an attack.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

I don't think it's a location thing, it's an intelligence thing - I'm in Florida and it doesn't make any more sense to me

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 136 points 2 days ago

I can't imagine that anything will go wrong. /s

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Ah, sniper drones. Like the ones Israel has been using to shoot children in the head.

Tried and tested on Palestinian children, now ready for the open market.

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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 107 points 2 days ago (39 children)

anything but the actual, common sense, solution

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

They don't do common sense over there.

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[–] railcar@midwest.social 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yep, these definitely won't get hacked

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Damn, even school shooters get to work from home now.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Why get your hands bloody assaulting a school yourself, when you can get a job at the drone control centre and mow down a bunch of kids from two cities away?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 days ago

Betting there’s a contest for it at Defcon 2026

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Once the drones are taken over by child-shooter hackers, ICBM launches against random schools will be used as a deterrent. Failing that all schools will be closed and the problem with "school shootings" will finally be solved! /s

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That one kid with a flipper zero: hold my juice box

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 days ago

It is so much worse than that

What happens when they can't figure out who compromised the device?

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think this seems ridiculous, but there is a genuine problem that isn't being solved in better ways, and a police force who refuse to enter a school under an active threat until it's too late. I guess something is better than nothing?

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[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I see no possibility of this going wrong. /s

[–] shirro@aussie.zone 13 points 2 days ago

Often we see people being demonised and dehumanized for political purposes. Americans basically dehumanize themselves.

As a parent I can't think of anything much more traumatic than losing a child to a gun massacre. It makes me furious. Watching Americans passively do nothing about this for decades has gone from infuriating to blame. I can't relate to them anymore.

I didn't make them sub-human by questioning their race or religion or politics. They made themselves sub-human by ignoring the most basic moral and ethical requirements of human society and family. Watching them kill each other won't bring me joy but it doesn't outrage me as much as watching people in war torn countries being massacred in conflicts over which they had no control.

This was a choice from a weak broken society.

[–] Siegehammer85@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I've been predicting that terrorist (aka conservatives in the US) will start using them from long range soon. I'm surprised that this didn't start happening sooner but I guess people of that disposition aren't very clever so it's taken a whole lot longer to catch on.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I wonder who is manufacturing the drones...

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Lawmakers in the state approved $557,000 in the 2025-2026 state budget to pay for the demonstrations using drones operated by Texas-based company Campus Guardian Angel. 

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

ED-209: CITIZEN, DROP THE WEAPON. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

Random Kid: B...b... But I don't even have a weapon!

ED-209: YOU NOW HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY. 9. 8. 7...

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Random Kid: W...w... We were just shooting spit balls! It's just a straw, please!

ED-209: WEAPON CONFIRMED, ARMING RAIL GUN.

kid reduced to fine red mist

ED-209: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. STATE IF PARENTS SHOULD BE NOTIFIED THROUGH TEXT.

no response

ED-209: VERY WELL, ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SCHOOL DAY.

drone flies off

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Fortunately they are currently only equipped with non lethal capabilities. So it's going to be fun to watch the consequences of someone hacking into them and people to realize how much of a bad idea this was

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Anything besides sensible gun control.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is called over-engineering the solution

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

I mean, not really. Cause it's not even a solution.

It's more likely a grift some politician is using to pay a friend some money to play with drones.

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[–] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Snort idea. Get there fast and get them down. If, as the article says, the most deaths happen in the first 120 seconds, then time is of the essence to stop them as quickly as possible.

Then again, they could just start feeding people properly and make guns harder to get. But since those are apparently not an option, I guess this is a "best of a bad situation" kind of deal.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Snort idea.

Nailed it! Anyone have more cocaine?

[–] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta admit, I have no idea how that one happened.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Autocorrect? Feels like I’ve been drafted this iOS beta cycle.

I can’t possibly be the best choice to train their new AI. I failed every English class but one.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Shit. They still haven't thought of the obvious solution.

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[–] klu9@piefed.social 21 points 2 days ago

"Our drones can create a distraction." Yeah, from gun control.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Then those coward pigs can finally do something while they're hiding. And probably make more victims

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