What's going on is clearly not good for the mental health of people.
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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Shoot yourself to own the libs.
Ok then?
Can this be the new cinnamon challenge?
Charlie Kirk challenge.
Sounds like a plan. Hopefully a nationwide one
Ok then?
Oh, Caden
(Shoots self) “Ha! Take that, Libs!”
Will we finally go full tilt and get to see one of them eat actual shit to make a “radical leftist” smell it?
I mean the proud boys stick dildos in their asses to "own the libs".
Totally not a cult of mentally disturbed people.
Why would spider-man do that?!
Seriously, that pic looks like Tom Holland.
Lmao what the fuck
They want to instigate a race war.
Republicans, man. Literally will hurt themselves if it harms those they hate. Did you happen to notice the party with control over all 3 branches of government just let it shut down...?
Nazis gonna Nazi.
“Many of you have asked, ‘Will Caden be facing any charges?’
“‘What about the taxpayer cost of this large-scale investigation and search?’
“I can tell you those items are not off the table at this point,” the sheriff added.
That doesn't sound very convincing. The little shit deffo should be charged straight away.
You need the DA to bring charges against him. That could take a few days while they review the case.
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Mofo shot himself on the leg for no reason lmaooooo
Holstered a loaded gun, safety off, in his belt like on TV. This kid has a future with ICE.
My money is accidentally shout himself in the leg, the tried to cover it with the kidnapping story. But I don’t know the actual timeline, I’m just trying to rationalize the stupidity, which could be a mistake.
No: as per aticle and Op post, he purchased camping supplies beforehand. He planned it
His last name is a homophone for “spite”. This shit writes itself.
Is that how you pronounce it? I would have pronounced it like "spate."
The teenager was later found “alive and well” on September 26.
"Well" other than the self-inflicted gunshot wound, one imagines.
For a Nazi, that is 'well'
Alive and...well...
and...well...
...kinda dumb
Like the woman who carved a B into her forehead in the mirror and said it was Obama supporters. They do this because they believe it's already happening but it's not being reported on so they HAVE to fake the very real thing that that definitely happens so that people will know that it happens!!!!
Wild.
Bro just Jussie Smollet'ed himself
Sanest Florida-man
Jeez, the alternate timeline where Tom Holland turned to Meth is wild!
Shouldn't he be on a terrorism charge?
What kind of idiot shoots themselves in the leg
ICE capades.
Sounds like Caden needs to watch some true crime to find out just how stupid he looked to anyone with at least two brain cells.
to find out just how stupid he looked to anyone with at least two brain cells.
We are talking about Florida people here.
Actually not. The only reason why we see these stories from Florida is because the state has unusual transparency laws on reporting offenses.
This type of Florida man shit is taking place across the country we just don't hear about it.
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and buy a copy of Grey's anatomy, because there are arteries in there.
Reminds me of a nazi in Germany that had his friend hack of some of his fingers to blame it on radical leftists.
Missed his head. Typical.
Definitely something a Caden would do
How do you miss your own neck by that far?
Caden
K
This guy is a full blown loser.
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