Has Tylenol sued the Trump admin yet? This can't be good for their sales.
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And that’s basically it!
Honestly, anyone who is influenced by this absolute bullshit was probably already taking horse dewormer or pet drips behind the neck from the farm/feed store anyway.
Nah, their patent on acetominaphen is expired, so they have little real interest in defending it today. Slap another brand on their various meds that don't contain it, and call it a day.
People who believe the administration and drop Tylenol for Motrin, Kenvue is happy either way.
Also they continue to own the brand that is demonized by the administration that some people will stick with precisely because this administration demonized it.
Also reap a bump of people stockpiling because they think the government might take it away.
They're still constantly using their brand name, rather than the generic chemical name. I think they'd def have grounds to sue.
It's about time we get paracetamol here in the States. It's much more effective and has a charming accent.
Is there EVER a time when Republicans AREN'T thinking about the dicks of children??
Tricky one, tricky. It's very doubtful but maybe it's possible for them to do that when they are busy raping little girls...?
Yeah, wheen they're defending female youth sports. They need to check the locker rooms in case there's any secret children's dicks ah god dammit nevermind
I showed this to my autistic friend. He laughed so hard I thought I broke him.
You didn't break him, the Tylenol and circumcisions did! It's all in the article. Try to keep up, bud.
I mean I'm all for ending circumcision, but being a fellow acetaminophen-american, I can certainly say it does not appear to be a factor for me being that I'm not cut.
It seems very strange that lacking foreskin would have a relationship to executive functioning in the brain, but I'm not an expert like they claim to be.
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They say men think with their dicks, but I thought it was a metaphor!
If this is a round about way to banning genital mutilation except for doctors reasons then I guess they can have this one.
I admire you for having this much blind optimism after the last ten months or so.
No, they can't, because they're only gonna apply it to trans people even when they do have doctors okaying it
The woke Trump administration again persecuting Christians and attacking their rites
Most Christians don't do the dick chop, it's a US and Jewish thing (maybe Muslim too?)
It’s quite common among Christians in the u.s. Probably somehow related to Kellogg and Graham, of cereal and crackers. Those types were obsessed with preventing masturbation and pleasure.
Thank you for this information Children's Penis Expert RFK Jr.
Ngl I thought this was a stroke headline. These are a whole bunch of unrelated topics strung together in a sentence with Elmer's glue.
No, Elmer's doesn't have enough fumes. I think it's rubber cement they've been sniffing
All those female sexed autistic folks don't exist.
TIL all Jews are autistic
As a Jewish person, yes
Republicans are NOT Anti Semetic! They just think Nazis are OK and that Jewish Traditions (ASIDE from Bombing Refugee Camps and Hospitals) are WRONG!
I'm not antisemitic and I think circumcision is wrong. It's sexual assault, normalized.
I get the traditional and cultural reasons why it was done, but that time is gone.
I think historically, intersex people would have an operation to assign a single gender. Nowadays, we wait, as it is considered cruel to assume. Why is it different for religion? Why do we have an exception for people who are not medically trained to perform what is essentially an operation.
The only reason it is tolerated and legal and common is due to cultural memory. If some new religion required all children to have their appendix removed preventively, we would not do that.
thanks for the tip
So if you take too many Tylenol, you become Autistic and your foreskin drops off. Cool trick Bro! Now do Diphenhydramine.
Pretty sure I developed a brain bleed from that title sentence.
"It’s not dispositive that it causes autism," Kennedy said. "It’s so suggestive that anybody who takes the stuff during pregnancy is irresponsible."
Whelp after reading that my head hurts so much I have to go take some Tylenol.
Kellogg gave me and most American men autism I guess
That's a clever way of bringing it back to the Jews. Good job. Pro move. It's always antisemitism, even when you didn't think they could find a way.
Pure genius!
wat
These people are incompetent and selfish and ti makes them cruel.