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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

Most other things, yeah. I am bad at cutting green onions.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

You gonna finish or is this just bait?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Look I was hoping nobody would notice, so thanks you butthead ( <3 )

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you squint it just looks like green onions.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you don't squint it looks like that too.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

If you squint really really hard it looks like eyelids

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You got me, I should have phrased that better.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

... Damn. You're absolutely right.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The best part is when you toss them and all the little interior rings come apart.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're so right that it's satisfying to dice green onion and get that beautiful gradient.

Have you tried mincing meat by hand? I get incredible satisfaction wielding two cleavers and going to town on some chicken. It's amazing how quickly it turns from chunks to a fine paste. Plus the sound is astounding. My roommates legit gather because it makes such a ruckus and apparently I get a huge smile on my face whenever I do it.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That sounds AMAZING, though I think my roommates would be more "cower in fear" if I ever got my hands on two cleavers at once (I am a renowned klutz).

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I find regular onion satisfying too.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

So satisfying it brings tears to my eyes.

[–] cubism_pitta@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Working out the technique is awesome. Dicing up onions becomes easy and even enjoyable once you know.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, that's a good one. Slicing a nice big onion into thin half rounds is a wonderful sensation.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Is there anything more satisfying in the world to dice...?

Fascists?

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago

Have you actually?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah, one of those recipes from the little red cookbook

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dice keep surprising us with their preferences

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like there's a reference here I'm just not getting :(

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

its such a bad joke that its hard to get lol

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh jeeze, okay that took a while. Lol.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

this was the first thing we learned to dice in culinary school (the high school program)

also chopping up parsley for garnish is so fun cause you just take out all your aggression :P

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's basic, but it's basic for a real good reason...

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I would rank silken tofu above it.

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That is a fine looking gradient! Green onions are a great garnish.

I’ve been experimenting with plating too. Even though it’s time consuming, the end result is super satisfying to look at.

I've been playing with this Garnish technique I saw on Chinese cooking videos where you cut a 3 inch section of green onion, flatten it with your knife, then cut it along the short edge to form long strands of green onion. A few of those delicately placed atop a dish, especially one lacking green, really makes it pop

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Plating is just so much fun, I have to be careful not to get carried away with it. Rice especially is fun, get the consistency right and you can sculpt it into so many different shapes that accent the food in so many delightful ways and then twenty minutes have gone by, the food's cold and everyone else is complaining...

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

@Warl0k3 tomato...but only if your knife is sharp enough to avoid the squish!

[–] moody 2 points 23 hours ago

Use a bread knife for tomatoes.

I dont see any cuboids. Is it still dicing if the result is hollow cylinders? /j

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Peppers are pretty fun

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, but where does the white end and the green begin?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fuzzy logic -- the white and green exist on a graduated spectrum of intensity ranging from 0 to 100...

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Cutting tomatoes with a sharp knife

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not a great fount of experience, but depending upon the feel you're going for, maybe potatoes? Jicama?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Great shout for no. 1.

I like watermelon too. And chives.

Carrot for the worst

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

Had the same feeling with romaine hearts this week.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Long, thin carrots can be really satisfying to chop because you can get your knuckles out of the way and just go to town, but god just the feedback of cutting through a properly thick carrot just makes my skin crawl. The squeak-crunch feeling, just no.

Honestly I just get aggrovated by watermelon, our region only gets huge ones so all my knives are too short to get through them in one nice chop. I should get bigger knives, I'm thinking...

Yeah carrots with a consistent thickness are fine. I like watermelons even if it takes more than a clean cut.

The best part is cutting the insides.

Also a 9 inch knife is OK for the task!