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[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Trellium-D.

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Messaging and response fees will be applied in the order in which they are received. A modest information holding fee will also be applied at 5% per rotation until your case is addressed.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You P’takh! The red zone is for transporting and untransporting of life forms! There shall be NO stopping in the white zone!

[-] LuckyJones@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Oh, stewardess! I speak Klingon.

[-] jawa21@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

What makes that scene particularly great is that it was the same actress who played June Cleaver.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

That’s when my drinking problem started.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks! I'll have to give it a watch for some context.

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

This combines two things that I really like, beautiful women and synchronized talking

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Someone took the bait. Thanks.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I hope you know what you've unleashed here, @ummthatguy@lemmy.world.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I think we can agree that this is my masterpiece, and so with that, I go to bed.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bravo. You're tough to keep up with. Til next time.

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Route him into Lake Michigan. At least he'll avoid killing innocent people!

[-] logicaltuvok@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Time to Taxi, Daxy. I see Geese, Nerys! BASEBALL, JAKE-O!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"It's an entirely different kind of flying."

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