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[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

Because people would demand the butthole cut

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Would this one star Dame Judi Dench's asshole too, or would they go with the more playful anus of Dame Helen Mirren, do you think?

[-] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

The Aristocats!

[-] TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Those siamese cats will need a rewrite

[-] WilfordGrimley@linux.community 9 points 11 months ago

Isn't that from Lady and the Tramp? I think they did change those characters when they made the live action one.

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 19 points 11 months ago

Nah they mean the ones playing the piano with chopticks i think. They went pretty hard on chinese stereotypes.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

You really made me look up a cellist huh? :'D

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma

[-] shapesandstuff@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Nah that one is a master on the flute, i hear

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

I believe "They are Siamese if you please"

[-] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I liked Breakfast at Tiffany’s as a kid and I remember being 10 or 11 and realizing Mr. Yunioshi was fucked up. And then a few years later, realizing Holly Golightly is a prostitute involved with the mafia.

Parenting seems hard. I think my mom was like, “Whatever. An old Audrey Hepburn movie. It’s probably like My Fair Lady.” Nope!

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

I’ve never seen it because I was “not like the other girls” as a kid, but holy shit. I’ve seen clips of the yellow face, but I’ve never heard anything about prostitution or the mafia. I had several friends who got really into it in middle and high school, including one whose Facebook last name she changed to golightly, so I don’t think your mom was alone in that thinking.

Now I kind of want to watch it with adult eyes, is it worth it?

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

What a ride this comment was :)

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

They decided to take the lesson from Cats

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I mean, how are they going to get an actor to do a flip off of a trapeze onto a dildo lubed with whale oil while singing "dixie"?

Ohhhh, wait, you said aristocats

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They should do an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover. Dead sexy

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

I would watch the hell out of an Aristocrats-Addams Family crossover

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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