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[-] prowess2956@kbin.social 119 points 1 year ago

It's such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 year ago

The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.

[-] prowess2956@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

This guy husbands

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

It's just for you and a nice gaze at the horizon. Perhaps with a morning coffee

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

That's when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm... and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 72 points 1 year ago

oh, the moment she realized you were wearing her shoes

[-] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago

Now someone post the follow up where she twists it to make it his fault anyways

[-] macrocephalic@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

If I didn't have to do X then I'd have time to put my shoes away (while sitting on the couch doomscrolling insta)

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


no more, no less, @42_words

my wife yelling at me about the shoes all over the floor by the back door and then her suddenly stopping mid-WORD as she realizes that all the shoes are hers might be the single greatest moment in my life thus far

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

didn't notice the name until seeing this, that is indeed 42 words.

[-] picnic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I did. If "mid-WORD" counts as one word, we're good.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

"mid-WORD" is two words, but one WORD.

[-] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

one word all lowercase FOURWORDSALLUPPERCASE

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Indeed. Depends on if you are going by English word or word-processor word count.

Edit: Well I guess mid is more a prefix then a word. This is a conundrum indeed.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

ChatGPT says it's 33 words, so...

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

LibreOffice Writer says it's 42 words, so...

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I asked ChatGPT to split it into lines, count each line's words, and add them up, and it gave me 48, so...

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

chatgpt literally can't count

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

My wife would have finished the phrase and I would give her the "you don't really expect me to do that" look

[-] dukk@programming.dev -1 points 1 year ago

I would upvote, but there’s 222 and I’d like to keep it that way.

[-] TheBig2023Meltdown@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

It's now 338 if you'd like to drop your vote in. Rattles karma tin

[-] dukk@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago
[-] V0lD@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the internet, where you get downvoted for voicing that you enjoyed seeing a minor pretty happenstance

Once got the 9999 -> 10k voted on Reddit. Super satisfying and gif'd and commented it in the same post. Predictably got nuked

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