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[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 118 points 11 months ago
[-] Aidinthel@reddthat.com 45 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of the fact that female ducks have really complex vaginas to try to avoid getting raped (and it doesn't work).

[-] TH1NKTHRICE@lemmy.ca 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It doesn’t prevent the rape, but they do have “cul-de-sac pouches en route, that could prevent fertilisation by capturing unwelcome sperm.” So they can choose whether or not they get fertilized. Which is at least some sort of a defense. Edit: link for quote

[-] Blackmist@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Turns out he was thinking about ducks all along.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female ducky has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

FTFY

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[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Male ducks have corkscrew penises, and female ducks have corkscrew vaginas that go the opposite direction.

[-] spearz@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I will think of this comment the next time I’m opening a bottle of wine

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[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 98 points 11 months ago

Before playing the game, the participants sniffed either female tears or a saline solution

Why would they not include male tears in the test?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago

Because dad says boys don’t cry.

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[-] bjorney@lemmy.ca 40 points 11 months ago

If male tears were the only control, then they run the risk of not finding any result. If you have 3 groups, you need a substantially larger sample size because you are running a less powerful statistical test.

Easier to start with the test that's most likely to work, and narrow it down from there if you succeed

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Having men sniff three different samples would still allow for saline as a control and wouldn't really make the data set that much more complicated.

[-] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Is that an assumption or do you have experience with research like this?

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[-] Ryumast3r@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

They said they had a hard time finding men who would cry.

They also didn't test women sniffing women's tears, or men sniffing men or women sniffing men, or animal tears.

They left a lot of variables out of this one.

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[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

As the wise man Borat once said:

"Do not fear me gypsy, all I want from you is your tears. Please give them to me or I will take them."

[-] Alsephina@lemmy.ml 60 points 11 months ago

What am I supposed to do with this information

[-] rosymind@leminal.space 31 points 11 months ago

Uh, bottle the tears of women and throw them (the tears, not the women) on your male enemies?

[-] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago

Throwing women would also work, blunt force trauma does not discriminate, it only mushes

[-] TangledHyphae@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Perhaps in a trebuchet for maximum range?

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[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Start fucking dropping tears en masse in chem trails across the country, maybe that'll help. They already think we do it anyway.

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[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Must be why they prefer to make us suffer from a distance, sitting safely in Congress and the courts where they won't be exposed to our tears

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Can we do something to induce tears from women without causing any serious harm? Like tickling your feet with a feather duster or something? It just seems like the perfect thing to pour on Trump's head.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

There are entire websites for precisely that. I've heard.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Hallmark channel movies.

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[-] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

This is a fucking crazy statistic. What the shit.

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Now, researchers from the Weizmann Institute of Science in Israel have conducted a series of experiments to investigate whether, like in rodents, sniffing human female tears reduces aggression in men and what functional effect it has on their brains.

“We knew that sniffing tears lowers testosterone and that lowering testosterone has a greater effect on aggression in men than in women, so we began by studying the impact of tears on men because this gave us higher chances of seeing an effect,” said Shani Agron, the lead and co-corresponding author of the study.

There’s limited evidence of human tear chemosignaling, but a previous study by some of the researchers involved in the current study found that women’s tears contain an odorless chemical signal that, when sniffed by males, reduced self-rated sexual arousal, physiological measures of arousal, and testosterone levels.

First, the researchers tested whether sniffing female tears reduced aggression in men. ‘Emotional’ tears were collected from six human donors aged 22 to 25 who watched sad film clips in isolation to induce crying. Twenty-five men were asked to play a two-person monetary game with an opponent they were told was human but was, in fact, a computer algorithm. The game was designed to elicit an aggressive response by the male toward their opponent, whom they were led to believe was cheating. When given the opportunity, the male could get revenge on their opponent by causing them to lose money with no personal gain to them.

Before playing the game, the participants sniffed either female tears or a saline solution – both are odorless – but were not told what they were sniffing. The researchers observed a 43.7% reduction in aggression following exposure to tears. To evaluate the robustness of their results, they ran a bootstrap analysis, a statistical procedure that resamples a single data set to create many simulated samples. The analysis found that the probability of obtaining this outcome by chance was 2.9%, suggesting that, like in rodents, chemosignals in human emotional tears have a primary aggression-blocking function.

[-] Fungah@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I have this thing where I tend to get a raging hard-on when a woman is crying near me, like if a my girlfriend is sad and I'm consoling her:: boijg.

I have no intellectual inte=st a woman crying, and generally don't feel "turned on", like, I'll generally just try and }pretend like it's not happening and have no urge to do anything about it. I've always kind of wondered "what the fuck" every time it happens since there's nothing I find remotely interesting sexually about it. Now though, I wonder.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Holy shit, me too! Same as you, I don't actually feel aroused, it's just there, like the random erections teenagers get. It used to make me really uncomfortable when I was younger, I just grew to accept it over the years. I've never heard anyone else mention it before, now I'm wondering if it's more common than I thought.

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[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Welcome to being an animal!

There's some crazy shit about our biology that affects how we think and act.

[-] bedrooms@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago

The journal isn't such a high prestige journal. It's actually a new one with open access, which doesn't attract best studies. Combined with the fact it's a psychological study, which is hard to replicate, and somehow the authors employed MRI, which doesn't really prove anything by itself, I think the authors knew it wouldn't be perceived as the best quality article.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Your first statement is completely wrong.

PLOS Biology, the journal this article is published in, is founded in 2003, so hardly a new journal, and has an impact factor of ~9, which means that it IS a prestigious journal.

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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Sometimes I wonder how much I am really in control and how much it is biochemical weapons by living things around me.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

You can do what you want, but you can't want what you want.

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[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Similar biochemicals are flooding your internal systems all the time.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

How... uhh... yea like how did someone even come up with this as a thing to uhhh... study? How the shit did someone's brain arrive at "let's get women's tears and uhhh present them to aggressive men." Like... what?

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

The only difference between a scientific experiment and screwing around is writing it down.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Ok, liberal women of America. Here's your chance. Cry those liberal tears they all want you to cry and then throw the tear jars in their faces!

[-] Rosco@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Chemical warfare at its finest.

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

It usually makes me horny, but yeah, I guess you could say that’s not aggressive.

[-] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Bloodhound Gang had it right; the lap dance really is better when the stripper's crying!

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

It just gets me hard, not a good combo.

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[-] theodewere@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago

sniffing the tears of men just makes us more powerful

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

I could imagine, yes, that 44% of aggressive men would stop dead in their tracks if shouted "SMELL MY TEARS! SNIFF'EM, GEORGE!" mid fight

[-] CollisionResistance@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I have a business idea

[-] Silverseren@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

How does one even begin to have a hypothesis to even decide to test this? Why does one? Any answer feels like it would be morally questionable or involve a fetish of some kind.

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Well not to get dark. But if theres a domestic issue and man is abusing a woman to the point she is crying... And then the man calms down once she starts crying... Or maybe there's a really stressful situation and both partners are frustrated and the woman crys and the man some how bucks up - Maybe - I dunno. Weirder shit has been done. I'm not trying to say woman weak and do a cry. I dunno I'm not a tear doctor

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

As for why, imagine if they could isolate the compound that reduces aggression. It could be really useful for de-escalating violent situations.

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[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

So eh...what is this going to lead too if the effects are worth the effort?

Like women farms, to harvest their tears that will be sold as medicine at a premium or something?

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 11 points 11 months ago

Who the hell designed this study? We're going to get a bunch of dudes super mad and then make them sniff tears of women.

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