I prefer to buy one or two things, start the project, realize I don't understand the project, watch a couple more YouTube videos. Go back to the hardware store. Buy some things I had no idea I needed. Return to the project. Fuck something up. Go back to the hardware store to fix or replace my mistake.

You don't need a cart when you spread it out into 3-4 trips.

When I have to grab one of these all I feel is the looming dread of a lot of work to do.

Why is this picture taken in an abandoned construction building or something?

One time I went in with the intent to buy some big stuff. Ended up changing my mind but I needed gloves.. So I had one of these but just a pair of gloves sitting on it lol

Picard bought FIVE LIGHTS.

My dad used to make get the cart for him so I'd grab these, then we'd roll up to the checkout with a 5 gal bucket and a tape measure or some shit 😁

I'm loading this bad boy up with all of the cutest plants

The real flex is to use one of these to cart around a single lightbulb.

The real power move is to grab one of those contractor buckets and use it as a shopping basket. Because how else are you going to keep all those loose nuts and bolts from going everywhere?

I do the revserse and try to put a dozen 2x4s and a couple small sheets of wood into a regular cart causing it to be difficult to maneuver through the aisles.

Home Despot - a place for wannabe interior decorators. Like Ron Swanson said to an employee at HD "I know more than you."

People with manly man projects go to real lumber yards where you lean on a counter and talk to a clerk and a yardman pulls and brings you your materials with a forklift and loads them on your trailer - because strapping your load down to a trailer and driving away is a manly man thing to do...........No little carts needed.

If you can find one.

Or you're about to do some Home Depot Surfing!

Either way...

How else are you going to show everyone you have wood?

Are these not kick scooters

LPT ... push one of these around Home Depot to look like you know what you're doing .... even if you just came into the store to use the toilet.

I legit thought this meme was about buying one of these.

The last time I used one of these was buying drywall because it only comes in two sizes with no in-between, too damn big and patch kits that are good for nothing.