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Remember to always check creative uses of spells with your DM.

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[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago

You can only make one object. I could understand if it was a big pot of soup, but I don't see how this counts as one object.

Here's how I'd use Fabricate to cook:

  1. Fabricate plate mail.
  2. Sell the plate mail.
  3. Use the money to hire a chef.
[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This presents several problems.

  1. What is "one object"? A proper suit of platemail is like 30 objects, the helm is a different object to the breastplate, and that is a different object to the left sabaton. Such a ruling could cause a lot of table arguments.

  2. Why is "a banquet" different to "a suit of platemail" in this regard? They're both comprised of several smaller components that could individually be described as objects?

  3. The spell doesn't explicitly say "you can only make one object" it repeatedly, and irresponsibly careens wildly from using singular examples, and using plurals. The first line of the spell text is "You convert raw materials into products of the same material." (plural) It then gives examples of "a bridge, a rope, clothes" (singular, singular, plural).

I don't see a sage advice on this issue specifically but Crawford has answered "can you make a full set of artisans tools with a casting of fabricate" with yes - and most sets of tools aren't "one object" either...


Remember to check creative uses of your spells with your DM. Your DM is at risk and your DM can go down as well as up, and you may not get back all the DM that you put in.

[-] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 9 points 9 months ago

If it's on a single line on a chart in the PHB, it's one object.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 24 points 9 months ago

In this case, Aristocratic level meals for a day is a single line on a chart in the PHB, so we're good.

But then so is a level 20 wizard.

[-] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The Bard has his own spell for that one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 5 points 9 months ago

It may take 18.75 or more years though, depending on species.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Your argument is that a banquet is multiple items and your solution is making plate mail?

[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It really shouldn't be, but the game treats it as one. For example, the Cleric Forge's Channel Divinity blessing.

You conduct an hour-long ritual that crafts a nonmagical item that must include some metal: a simple or martial weapon, a suit of armor, ten pieces of ammunition, a set of tools, or another metal object.

This is more specific than the general rule

For the purpose of these rules, an object is a discrete, inanimate item like a window, door, sword, book, table, chair, or stone, not a building or a vehicle that is composed of many other objects.

So in the case of armor, it counts as one object even though it's not a discrete item. But unless there's something calling a feast one object, it follows these rules.

If you allow a feast, what doesn't count as "one object"?

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 7 points 9 months ago

StackExchange has an interesting observation here, with people discussing this issue. I thought it interesting, so I'm reposting it here for consideration.

The general definition of "an object" says that "a building" is not a single object, it's a structure composed of many other objects. But a "bridge" is essentially a building, commonly a structure composed of many objects - and a bridge is one of the specific examples given.

"Clothes" is also one of the examples, not "an outfit" or "a piece of clothing" just "clothes."

I think, the wording is unclear - it never specifies that you can "only" make one object, it just lists some objects you can make, and uses plurals in a bunch of places. I've always read this as "you can make as much stuff as you have raw materials for"


The other way I would think about this, is that a "feast" or a "banquet" is a conceptual "thing" composed of many parts - but I at least think of a suit of platemail the same way, being familiar with platemail. Indeed some of the objects contained within a suit of platemail are individual objects per the rules:

"A breastplate" is one object, and contained within a suit of armour "Halfplate" is a breastplate, greaves and vambraces, and that's "one object" "Full Plate" is a single object, but it contains within it as a subset, "halfplate" and halfplate contains within it "breastplate"

I don't think "a meal" is really different to this, it could be viewed as a single entry (full meals are costed as single items in the PHB) - or it could be viewed as the sum of its components.


Fundamentally, I think the spell wording is not clear. As a DM, I like to go with simplicity and clarity when making rulings. My main goal is "is this a ruling where all the players understand it with the same meaning" - will my ruling cause further arguments or let us get on with the game.

"You can use the materials to make products made from those materials" as the spell states, and just letting my players have fun with it seems very simple to rule on - do they have enough "stuff" to make the products? That determines whether or not they can do it, and it's a nice clear line that everyone can understand and agree on.

On the other hand, Once you start getting into the situation of "is this a single object or not" it gets very complicated very quickly, and players will start to argue and try to game the system in order to be able to make more stuff. Two swords? well that's two items right? What if the swords were built into a frame and attached by sprue, like model making kits? that one sheet of parts is a single item. How complex a weird single metal object can I forge to get as many different swords as possible out of it?

You allow a suit of armour but not a banquet? I shape my food into the shapes of all the pieces of a suit of armour, and make banquetmail. It's now one object... Edible clothes exist, so what if I just claim all my food objects are clothes now?

I think, the simplest answer is just to go with the simple easy ruling - but check with your DM, they might have their own ideas.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well, again, the spell doesn't ever specify "one object". It does say "products of the same material".

DMs will rule differently, so always check what your DM thinks.

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[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

The object is dinner

[-] Marchioness@ttrpg.network 7 points 9 months ago

I do love when someone jumps in to "well actually" all over people who are just having fun - and their assertions are just wrong.

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah and using it to cook dinner is much less broken than using it to generate 1500 GP from the 5e commerce that is not a simulation of any actual economy.

If I had a player use it for a narrative meal, I'd absolutely allow it, and if they were using it to just generate gold, I'd make them jump through hoops to find a buyer.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Need to light the campfire? Prestidigitation! Also works to extinguish it.

Dropped a spoon on the ground? Prestidigitation! It's clean again!

Lost the spoon? Prestidigitation! You have a new one for twelve seconds, long enough for a quick stir.

Forgot a spice and the flavor is off? Prestidigitation! Your meal now tastes exactly how you want it to.

Need to call the party to eat? Prestidigitation! You create a flare, the sound of a chime, or just spread the smell of cooked food around.

Left the food out too long and now it's cold? Prestidigitation! It's the perfect temperature again. Also works for chilling drinks (your booze hounds will thank you).

Post-meal cleanup? Done in under a minute no matter how messy the barbarian eats, thanks once again to prestidigitation.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Barbarian: PUNCH. If you hit the chicken enough times, eventually you'll impart enough energy to cook it.

[-] EnmaAi22@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

https://youtu.be/68L6JA_CnmU

If you ever wondered how many time you'd actually need to

[-] swordsmanluke@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Punch cow instead. It's safe to eat raw.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

Ah man, this just made me remember how much I miss the daily Konsi comics.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 25 points 9 months ago

I wish I could draw faster, but this process takes a lot of steps, and I substitute my lack of raw talent with time spent.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago

Sorry I didn't mean to sound demanding. You're doing awesome work and delivering it to us for free! I was just remembering how awesome that series was.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 14 points 9 months ago

Oh no worries, I didn't take this as a demand, I'm just very aware of my limitations. :)

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Keep them coming as much as you'd like and can handle either way. We'll look forward to the next ^^

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 11 points 9 months ago

We're at an interesting point for future Konsi comics now.

I originally scripted out the "date night" comics as a four comics short story arc, and 43 comics later, I think this story arc has reached its conclusion. We've gone from the date invite, through the date itself and to the end of the day. We've also done the denouement jokes now - and at this point we're transitioning out of that specific story arc.

While I've enjoyed this arc, being tied into "keeping the narrative throughline from one comic to the next" is very restrictive, and It'll be nice to be able to jump around in time and place and topic again :)

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 9 months ago

Reminder that WotC tried to retroactively revoke the OGL

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

That's a brilliant use for Fabricate! I'd totally allow it.

[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 9 months ago

You could always try curing your meat

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 13 points 9 months ago
[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

That's not what I meant!

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 points 9 months ago

Animate dead + purify food and drink. Pull off a spare rib whenever and wherever you need it.

[-] Atropos@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Hooray another chapter!

...aaaand now I'm hungry.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Mirage Arcane. They may be eating twigs and leaf mulch, but they will enjoy it.

[-] Archpawn@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You make terrain in an area up to 1 mile square look, sound, smell, and even feel like some other sort of terrain.

No mention of taste. You'd better make it smell really good. Or just use Prestidigitation.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

You can make the argument taste is just extreme smell.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 9 months ago

This adds a whole new dimension to "chewing the furniture"

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Pathfinder has a spell called Allfood, makes literally anything into "food" (well, it's tasteless mush, but it is edible). Creative uses include: chewing through doors, literally eating important MacGuffins, and disarming opponents via CHOMP.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Heat metal!

How has nobody said this yet? Get that skillet hot!

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 9 months ago

Fun fact, the hammer also does heat metal. Konsi uses it to make pancakes.

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[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The best camping spell. No need for a fire that might draw unwanted attention

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

... Create Food and Water? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago

That only creates bland food.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 9 months ago

Fireball only creates charcoal. I figure bland would be better than pure carbon 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 9 months ago

I realized when typing the title, if I didn't mention fireball, everyone would say fireball. :)

[-] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 6 points 9 months ago

I'd allow it.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Immediately thought of hero's feast, but fabricate works too

[-] jounniy@ttrpg.network 3 points 9 months ago

I guess Heroes feast does not really count as cooking so...:

  • You could use wish and wish for the meal to be cooked perfectly
  • Mage hand is very helpful when you want to lift a hot pot or pan.
  • Since objects made by creation are real for the duration of the spell, you could create some food, it eat and even give your stomach time to... salvage the valuable parts before the spell ends
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[-] teft@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Wall of fire.

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Animate Dead

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