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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 78 points 1 year ago (10 children)

im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 54 points 1 year ago

You yanged OP's yin.

[–] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah who wouldn't want double the condiments? :-D

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

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[–] thefatfrog@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

We've had those already for something like 10 years

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of college.

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it's ahead of OP by a leap.

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.

[–] p_cells@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable

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[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That doesn't look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn't have the opening for toppings

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[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there's a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They've got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, they've got those dogs at this place

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[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (11 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes. And cereal is a stew.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Do... do you let yours stew before you eat it?

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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm telling you, it's all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one... that's all you need.:-P

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments... Fucking A+ spot on.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're an adult, you can.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

proceeds to get sued for patent violation

Gotta love the free market!

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

These are a staple food in star citizen

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[–] co209@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

  • Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
  • Corn
  • Peas
  • Ground beef
  • Chicken
  • Cheese
  • Cabbage
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Bacon
  • Crispy straw potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs
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[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

Putting one on top of another is fine though.

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[–] thenewred@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You can already do this at Gene and Jude's

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Gee Bill! How Come Your Mom Lets You Eat Two Wieners?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mmmm... With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn't want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn't make you break out in a sweat then you're not doing it properly!

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I'm going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay...

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[–] Rooter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Americans cosplaying that they have free Healthcare.

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