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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 75 points 11 months ago

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get piano lessons as a bear? You can't even get a job to make money to pay for the lessons. Because you're a bear.

We live in a society. A society that was not built to treat bears equally.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

You know I was going to refute your statement..... then I remembered we have circus bears, and bears in zoos, as well as "free" bears.

Completely unfair system.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 10 months ago

Hey, bears at least have constitutional rights to arms, that's more than any other animal can say.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

no, you've got it backwards. humans have the rights to bear arms. we can take their arms at any moment we please.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago

But then how will bear play piano???

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

23 mauled piano teachers disagree ..... If the instructor didn't have to remind the bear to keep up their lessons every week, the bear would be less likely to get mad about it

[-] thethirdobject@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

reminds me of the improv "Bears gotta get knowledge" on the Dropout show Play It By Ear.

This one.

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 11 months ago

You have to break into a house just to access an instrument, and all people can do is criticize your lack of skill

Such is the world we live in

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 11 months ago

Callous people would call this bear a criminal, for stealing hunny just to feed his kids.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

Can't even play the piano without criticism in this economy

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He's trying his fucking best Karin.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago

Well, he needs to get used to hearing constructive criticism.

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 26 points 11 months ago

Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's bad. That could be the Mozart of bear society working on his new piece and you want to say it's bad because it doesn't fit your idea of music.

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

For some reason, this home looks exactly like what a home that would have a bear break into it would look like.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

It's actually the bear's house and the picture is being taken by a girl who broke in to eat his porridge.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I bet she couldn't play the piano either.

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This checks out

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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

Here comes Nelly Fur-tado

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

He's playing Schoenberg's wonderful atonal pieces, you philistine!

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

He's got Drei Klavierstücke to his hands!

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Pff, article author just doesn't know avant garde.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was hoping for so much more than a single chord. But that pose was freaking majestic.

[-] Oiconomia@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

The chord was exactly the right one to evoke the "Oh shit, there's a bear in my house"-vibes

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[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

That's jazz baby

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