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Nikki Haley Trounced in Nevada by ‘None of the Above’ (nymag.com)
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[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

The microphone looks like its sucking her soul out, Dementor style

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Poor microphone's gonna go hungry.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There should be, like, a charity for soul-starved microphones, maaaaan

~~Edit: why is my parent comment gone?~~ its back aha

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

why is my parent comment gone?

still shows on my end

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Republicans are Death Eaters

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

You misspelled "shit"

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

~~shit~~ insurrectionist traitors

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Republicans are ~~Death~~ ~~shit~~ insurrectionist traitors Eaters?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 39 points 9 months ago

Much less satisfying when you realized that most of them intended to vote trump, but he wasn’t on the ballot.

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Yup.

[-] GhostOfElectricity@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 19 points 9 months ago

Does this mean her team will stop spamming my phone with campaign texts from a new number every day so I can't even blacklist them?

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Just reply with this article each time.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Did they get your phone number consensualy or was it algorithmically? Haha

[-] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

Ouch.

[-] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 8 points 9 months ago

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Anyone notice Lucille Bluth vibes from Pelosi? Not a political comment

[-] grayman@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah while the show was on air. I was really hoping to see the actress play Pelosi on SNL.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 7 points 9 months ago

Still feel trump stroking out and the party acting like it always loved haley is the most entertaining outcome here.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No plea deals (not even life lol), this fish dick beyond ready to fry.

He needs to have his essence (money) extracted like he's in Chinese jizz factory that doesn't stop till ITS accumulated the expected daily quota

[-] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When asked about racism in America she said there wasn't any, then in the next sentence, she expounded on the racism she experienced as a child. Typical republican; a problem doesn't exist unless it happens to them.

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