I would like to point out that the image of the cowboy and wild west being the hot and dry southern states isn't that accurate.

The wild west was also Oregon country, now Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, Yukon and Alaska.

In the latter four, even now, if you go too far into the wild unprepared they won't find you.

That really needed some punctuation. A whole lot of it.

I've found cowboy boots to be very slippery on snow or ice. This person's credibility is sinking fast...

I would very much like to breed this person with Cunk to see what kind of child we end up with.

Cowboys are... prepared to exist outside - whatever could they have been thinking!? :-P

Seriously, each of those elements was intelligently designed for the purpose that cowboys had for them. I use many of those same elements myself, while people prepared only to sprint from car to indoors have a whole other thing going on.

And I'm sure I would have laughed at that cowboy had I seen him while I was wearing actual winter clothes. People's brain just freeze come winter time and they become too dumb to dress properly.

Like a greentext...just made up BS. Really, the "cowboy" was the only one dressed appropriately for weather?

The reverse of this is camels: they fitst evolved their adaptions to survive the cold, not the desert.

I use caps for face protection from rain.