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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 195 points 1 year ago (7 children)

That's a well thought out design!

LIVE YOUR TRUTH and I AM WHO I AMR

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 123 points 1 year ago

It's why he got it on his amr

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 29 points 1 year ago
[–] Opafi@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

AND WHO I AMR NEEDS NO EXCUSES

[–] Dnn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Right? Should've just ditched the second "AM". I AM WHO I R.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, much better!

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I couldn't even decypher that shit until I've read your comm. That's not how tattoos should work I believe.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That was hard even knowing what it said.

Could have moved Truth up, then it would be "I am who I ram". Or "I am who I arm".

[–] KuraiWolfGaming@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

But what if I don't want to be who I ram?

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I have depersonalization and a speech impediment. I am who i stammer!

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I amr, whatever you say I amr.

If I weremr't, then why would you say I amr?

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I cannot. Hahahaha

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Not with that negative attitude...

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

God damn what a throwback.

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 year ago

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AMR

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I think therefore I amr

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago
[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

No regrats.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

-- aneurysm 3:16

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I read "LIVE I AM YOUR WHORE" while trying to figure that out

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Whour*. It's obviously the British spelling

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Glad I'm not the only one. No idea how I managed to read it like that initially, but here we are

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • LIVE YOUR TRUTH
  • I AM WHO I AM

it took me far longer to read that than I should have

[–] CanadianCorhen@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 year ago

pretty sure its "I AM WHO I AMR"

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I AM WHO I AM (A)RRRRRR enter pirate song

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 17 points 1 year ago

Real missed opportunity to have it read, “I AM WHO I RAM”

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 13 points 1 year ago

I think therefore I amr

[–] 342345@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

Oh nooo. That poor soul.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a physical representation of what it's like working in web-dev. Whatever the client wants, you can always charge more later to fix their stupid decisions.

Also, money changed hands. Who would pay for this?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I worked with a guy who called himself Red - we all just called him by his regular name. Red had a gf. He loved her very much. So much, that he got a tattoo that represented the two of them.

The tattoo was a lotus blossom with a banner wrapping around the front of it that said "Red"

He said the blossom represented his gf, and the banner represented him always holding her in his arms.

It was very well-done. But it looked like he was in love with a man named Red.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe he was.

Money changed arms (or AMRs) too.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I guess they're living their truth, because they are what they amr.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I AM WHO I AMR!!

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I am not responsible for growing and changing as a person

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think jbro is gonna be able to forgive that atrocity